mkay here is mama taco. Who will telling a story today. I FEEL LIKE GRANNY ROE GOD DAMN WAT AM I DOING. YESTERDAY WAS THANKSGIVING FOR CANADIANS SO. HAPPY THANKS GIVING.
MKAY SO YALL ARE GONNA HEAR A STORY ABOUT ME AND A GUY
AND BEFORE YOU ALL START CHANTING SMUT
OR SHIP IT
I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN GYM CLASS TODAY
SoME OnE WINKED AT mE
Like WAT
I WAS IN MY GYM CLOTHES WATCHING TEH GAME OF INDOOR FOOTBALL BC MY TEAM WAS ON TEY BLEACHERS.
SO
I WAS WATCHING AND I WAS VOTING FOR TEH NON-PINNIES
SO I WAS ALL LIKE
"NON PINNIES NON PINNIES NON PINNIES WOOH"
SO SOME GUY FROM DAT TEAM WINKED AT MEEEEEE
WTF
BUT HERES THE DEAL
HES KINDA CUTE AND NICE AND HAS A REALLY PRETTY SMILE
LIKE MIX ASHTON AND HARRYS SMILE TOGETHER AND BAM
YOUVE GOT THIS KIDS SMILE
MKAY LETS CALL HIM "PÍE"
MKAY SO AFTER THE GAME HES WAS LIKE
"UM HI J----"
HE FORGOT MY NAME JEBUS CHRISTMAS
DAMN
SO I WAS LIKE
"ITS JOANNA"
HE SAID
"OH YEAH. IM SORRY, THANKS FOR ROUTING FOR MY TEAM"
AND HE SMILED
I WAS DEAD
MY CHEEKS SAID NOPE
THEY WERE TOMATO
SO I REPLYED
"UM YEAH YOUR WELCOME I GUESS"
AND I AWKWARDLY SMILED
AND JUST MAN-LY GIGGLED.
AND WOaH
WAT R U DOING BRO
THEN I HEAR MY GUY FRIEND YELL
"JOANNA THINKS YOUR SMEXY, PÍE"
AND I JUST DEATH GLARED BC I DONT
LOOL LIES
SO HE WAS LIKE BLUSHING. AND HE GOT AWKWARD
AND I WAS LIKE " IT WAS A JOKE. DONT WORRY. I DONT LIKE YOU LIKE THAT"
AND THEN WAS LIKE SIGH
HE WAS LIKE OH OK THEN BYE
THEN I SIT DOWN NEXT GUY FRIEND AND HE WAS ALL LIKE "THAT WAS SUAVE JOANNA. WOW"
I WAS JUST LIKE FUCK U
