AHHHH RUBYS BIRTHDAY I FORGOT

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Dagger, Hime, Alex, George: *sitting in front of discord*

Dagger: HOLY CRAP I FORGOT *shoots up from the table and almost breaks it* RUBYS BIRTHDAY WAS A WEEK AGO

Ruby: I feel ignored

Icicle: GASP BREAKING NEWS YALL DAGGER GOT OFF DISCORD

Hime, Alex, George: *closes laptop for the first time in weeks* yay it's someone's birthday

Pokespe: you forgot our birthdays you piece of crap

Dagger: ok. What do you want for your birthday?

Ruby: to get out of this place

Dagger: ;-; well okay, but there is an option to watch everyone else suffer inside a safe bubble for the next 3 chapters

Ruby: ... sure why not

Dagger: OK THATS GOOD CUZ WE'RE GOING SKYDIVING TODAY BLOCKHEADS HAHAHAHA

(Discord dare)

Pokespe: WAIT WHAT

Ruby: phew

—surroundings instantly become a helicopter cuz author powers—

Zeala: wow this is cool

George: yeah

Gold: iTs tErrIfYinG

Dagger: JUMP YALL

Most of the pokespe: fineeeeee *jumps with parachute*

Gold: IM NOT DOING IT *clings onto the seat in the helicopter*

Zeala, Icicle: can I stab him

Dagger: if he doesn't get his parachute and jump by the count of 3, go for it

Gold: WAAAAAA NO *jumps off helicopter without parachute*

Alex: wow he forgot his parachute

George: was that a little mean, guys!

Dagger: *song nobody cares plays*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrr_VVtyUA8

George .-.

Moral of the story? George is the nicest out of all of us

Also the YouTube thing wasn't working for me sooooo I put the plain text there instead

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