Pokespe truth or dare

Finally i updated!

Before we start, im here to apologize for not updating! i don't know really what happened other than me reading over my work again and getting really embarrassed over it, but either way hopefully this chapter won't be as cringy as the others! I'll still try to make it funny and NOT EMOTIONAL, this book is kind of a joke book to me now and honestly sometimes you do need a laugh or two. Without further ado, (or adieu? idu? edu? i have no idea) enjoy!

also, this chapter has gun violence, even though i kind of wrote it as a joke despite that topic being serious

i also never bothered to write the gore or anything so eh shouldnt be too triggering

Pokespe: *playing video games or poker, enjoying themselves*

Gold: Darn do i love when we don't have to play Truth or Dare for months in a row!

Black: I AGREE :D

Zeala: *Kicks the door down* ALRIGHT IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG NOW CMON LETS GET GOING

Pokespe: ..

Zeala: ..

Other Hosts appearing behind Z: ..

Pokespe: aw

Blue: What is that, the 100th door you've kicked down?

Zeala: haha

George: Well, I guess i'll announce the dare for today. I dar-

Yellow: WAIT wait wait wait

Dagger: what?

Yellow: Im baby

Everyone but Yellow: jbkakfewnmILEFKJB25328wrgaf

Pearl: But we haven't finished our poker game...

Icicle: *Walks over to the table*

Icicle: *Eats the poker cards*

Diamond: Wh

Ruby: w

Pearl: Why

Icicle: *Flips the table, crushing Ruby*

Ruby: help im stuck and with broken bones probably

Sapphire: *Jumps on the table*

Ruby: w h y do you feel the need to do that

Landon: *Ahem* either way;

I dare everyone. YES, EVERYONE, HOSTS TOO- have a battle royale.

Pokespe: .

Hosts: .

Alissa: welp *Teleports everyone to a battle royale map or something*

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Hime: ITS EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES

Crystal: This is probably the worst idea anyone has gotten before

Emerald: You know thats a lie right

Crystal: *Thinking for a moment* You're right. You never know what goes through Icicle's head.

Icicle: *pops out of nowhere and whacks Crystal in the head with a sniper*

Emerald: WHAT THE HECK THATS NOT HOW YOU USE GUNS

--Meanwhile--

Sapphire: *T-Posing on a tree*

Also Sapphire: *Gets shot in the head by Dagger*

Ruby: nOOOOOoooooo0000oooo *Grabs gun* I WILL AVENGE YOU

Ruby: *Finds Dagger and pulls the trigger after some emotional message*

Ruby: *it was a nerf gun*

Dagger: Omae wa mou shindeiru

Ruby: NANI???

Dagger: *Shoots Ruby*

Ruby: I-IMPOSSIBLE! HOW COULD I'VE BEEN DEFEATED! *bleh*

--timeskip to the last two remaining--

Crystal: *Holds handgun* I won't hesitate, fish

Alex (Ithinkthatwashernameohgodmymemorysucks): Why fish, out of all  words??

Crystal: *Pulls the trigger*

Alex: Blep

Alex: Aight, you win *Teleports everyone back and revives everyone*

Crystal: So i won, do i get a reward?

Landon: here, have a hat saying "Tryhard" on it !

Landon: *Gets kicked*

ok bye

I'll try to update more lol