Competitive Swimming

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So, out of curiosity, I looked up the question "is competitive swimming a sport?"

I'm a swimmer.

And the 19% who said otherwise we're idiots.

So the first "no" thing is that Swimmers are weak.

Umm....

You, sir, are an idiot. I'd like to see you try surviving just one of our practices.

The second one...
How idiotic can this person get?

They said:" The sun is Not a star How many people think the sun is a star? Only stupid people. TheblainePlane is right. Swimming is not a sport because the sun is not a star. Is doesn't even make sense to becomes a sports. Fish can be better swimmers than humans, just like the sun can be a better star that every other star, although it is not"

Dude.

How fucking STUPID can you get?

First of all, learn how to English properly.
Second, the sun is a fucking star, you self-absorbed prick.
And of- fucking- course fish are better swimmers than humans, they were made for swimming.

I'm sorry if I'm swearing, but these people are all idiots. They obviously have access to the internet, but they didn't even bother doing reaserch.

One person said that anybody can kick water, and that it doesn't take skill.

Well obviously you've never swam before. You don't know how much skill, effort, and time it takes to just cut off a hundreth of a second. Not everybody can swim, either. One of my friends can not swim. And that's fine.

If you are going to criticize something, then do your fucking REASERCH.

ONE PERSON SAID, AND I QUOTE: "No way Jose It is for little weak girls that are unable to play a real sport because of their lack of ability to do anything else with their life and it discgusts me. Go swim to the bottom of the ocean and never come up please and thank you. Have a nice day"

....

YOU, SIR. ARE. AN. ASSHOLE.

WOULD A "WEAK LITTLE GIRL" BE ABLE TO SWIM THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF LENGTHS ON END, NO REST OR CATCHING YOUR BREATH. EVER HEARD THE PHRASE "BREATHING IS OVERRATED"?!?! WE'RE NOT KIDDING.

YOU ARE ALSO SO SEXIST. "WEAK LITTLE GIRL"? WELL, THIS "WEAK LITTLE GIRL" BETS SHE COULD BEAT YOUR ASS.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE AN INSULT LIKE THAT, THEM DON'T CHOOSE SOMETHING AS SEXIST.

YOU ALSO TOLD PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE IF ANYONE DIED BECAUSE OF THAT.

THEIR BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS.

HOW DOES IT FEEL, GOOD SIR, TO HAVE KILLED A PERSON.

THAT'S.
NOT.
OKAY.

AND THEN YOU HAVE THE GALL TO SAY "HAVE A NICE DAY"

NOT. FUCKING. OKAY.

SUICIDE IS NOT A JOKE. A PERSON COULD READ THAT AND ACTUALLY ACT ON IT.

AND WE DISGUST YOU?!?!
OH, GO GROW A BRAIN!

There's so many more, but, this was a rant. I apologise for the swearing, but it was well deserved.

If you wrote one of those negative notes, then I suggest you reaserch the subject before you tell someone to kill themselves.
You're also an asshole.

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 10, 2019 ⏰

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