Cat stories and Weirdo izaree? Stories

POOOOOP

This is dedicated to the love of my life ... *spanish guitarish song playing *
For reethu07 I hope she better not kill me, right?

So this is gonna be an amazing story !! Isn't this what my brain tells every single fucking time?
So, hey whoever you are cause probly you all the weirdos I alreaady know... *laughing my ass out thinking bout how lonely I am*
Why do I write all this shit? Because I'm lonely and literally have nothing to do in my life apart from studying.
This story only has 4 characters. (Actually 7 major)
Me
My adorable bestie -Reethu Aaby ( Im gonna write more and more bestie stories ... so I guess literally everyone I know is gonna be there in the coming chapters .
My cat ... who's a male cat but was unfortunately given the name Lora ... he's ashamed to hang out with his friends now.
Last but not the least . MY INNER ME !!! Yup Iza is gonna join raiza ... even tho raiza is Iza , Iza is more cooler than raiza. Raiza is boring. IZA IS AMAJINNNN!!!

Story #1-
Reethu Aaby
Reethu Aaby is the craziest person I have met in my life . She's so crazy, amazing and so pure in heart. Though she curses worser than a street rat.
( I guess )
This is a fanbestiefic about Ree so none of this actually happened. She hasn't even seen my cat . Yup we long distance besties for now ( actually I moved sooo...)

Reethu has to go to school.
But for that Reethu has to wake up.
Reethu is sleeping .
It's 7:00 am... she still snoring and sleeping.
Her mother comes with a spatula and starts beating the shit out of her.
Reethu's PMSing mode is turned on.
Reethu is screaming !! Cursing?!! Killing!!  ( wait .. raiza you exaggerating here ... who did she kill?
Mosquitoes I guess
Oh Kay... you tucking ducking fucking weirdo)
Reethu finally gets outta her bed and reaches school at 8:00 am
Torture of 11th grade begins.
She finally gets done with the class.
And when she's about to get on the bus , she falls to the gutter.
She curses and kills again!!
She killed a real rat this time ( eeewwweww)
She killed it with her own shoe !! She was that angry.
Brutal .
She reaches home with blood on her shoes.
Her moms afraid.
Her mom asks "why you kill things everyday?"
She smiles ... the creepy smile.... and goes back to her room.. little does she know who she's going to kill next ...
*laughs*

Inner me : how stupid is this story?!
Me: seriously !!! It's fucking psycho amazing !!
Inner me : so she kills animals ?
Me: not just animals !!!
Inner me : ya ... cause mosquitoes aren't an animal
Me: hehehehehe you know me too well kiddo
Inner me : too fucking well. How am I gonna live with you for the rest of my life ?!
Me : *creepy smile* guess who's next on the dead line .