Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Season 1

The Big Man

Episode 4: The Big Man

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Adrian Brody as Fancy Dan

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin as Ox

Ethan Hawke as Montana

Enjoy!

It was another beautiful day in New York City as Spider-Man was seen running on the rooftops of Queens, making parkour hops as the day gleaned on the Red and Blue Wall-Crawler.

Narrator: (Sees Spider-Man running on the rooftops) Some people think that being Spider-Man is just swinging around the city with Webs. (Sees Spidey then make a huge dive onto a lower building) But it's more to it than just Web-Swinging. (Sees him slide on a rail) To me, not only being a hero can let you get a good view of the world, but it also makes you feel alive with energy.

Spider-Man: (Jumps onto a building) WOOOOOOOOO!

Narrator: (Sees Spider-Man jump onto the building) And yeah! That's what I'm feeling right now!

Spider-Man: (Lands on the wall, and jumps off of it to keep running) Man, this feels so good!

Karen: (Is heard on Spider-Man's comms) You're about 616 meters away from school, Peter.

Spider-Man: (Slid down underneath some pipes) Thanks, Karen! You're the best!

Karen: (Sees a call coming from Harry) Incoming call coming from Harrison Osborn.

Spider-Man: Patch him through!

Harry: (Is heard on the call) Hey Peter, where are you right now?

Spider-Man: I'm almost at school! What do you need?

Harry: (Is seen walking to school while talking on the phone) I have this math homework on me that's due today. I'm not sure I got all the questions right, and Ned is having breakfast with his friend Joey in the cafeteria, so I'm wondering if you could double check my work.

Spider-Man: Oh, sure thing! I'll be-! (Hears an alarm go off) Huh? (Stops running to look at a break in) Aw, man!

Harry: (Raises a brow) What? What's up?

Spider-Man: Uh, just stumbled onto a setback, I'll call you back Harry! (Ends the call)

Harry: Wait, Peter! (Heard the phone line drop) Great.

Spider-Man: Alright Karen, what's going on?

Karen: (Scans the store) There seems to be a robbery in progress.

Spider-Man: Another one? Aww man, that's like the millionth time this week!

Karen: Actually, that would make this the 7th time this action has occurred.

Spider-Man: 7 times? Seriously? The week isn't even over yet! Today's a Wednesday! (Shook his head) Oh, never mind! Just tell me how many we're dealing with here!

Karen: (Scans the assailants) Currently, there are two current opponents; one of them is Alex O'Hirn and Flint Marco, both of whom have a criminal record of multiple felonies including burglary, vandalism, and aggravated assault against several police officers and security guards.

Spider-Man: Oh, two huh? (Cracks his knuckles) Well, this should be a piece of cake! (Starts to hop down onto a street light) Unless they happen to be one of Herman's friends of course, then it will just be straight up fantastic for me to be late.