NARWHALS

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        DARE FROM AlexRaFDeniZ

Jack- *reads dare; smirks*

Elsa- what's the question or dare?

Jack- *smirks*

Elsa- *takes iPad; reads dare*

I dare Jelsa to make out for as long as Jack wants

 

Elsa- um... no

Anna- dont worry sis! i'll save you!

And Anna can't disturb them :3

Anna- welp. i tried.

Elsa- ANNA??!! can you help me out of it? *looks at me*

Me- sorry Els, you're on your own.

Jack- *tries to kiss Elsa*

Elsa- *pulls away* what if i just sing the narwhal song?

Me- if you sing the narwhal song you will be awesome and i MIGHT let you out of the contract.

Jack and Punzi- aw :(

me- punzi, why are you sad?

Punzi- i was sooo looking forward to a jelsa moment :(

me- ELSA SING THE NARWHAL SONG

Elsa- um... hold on..... *goes on youtube; finds narwhal song*

me- HURRY!!!

Elsa- *sings* narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cuz they are so awesome! narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty wide (or is it white?) they beat a polar bear in a fight! like an underwater unicorn they've got a kicka** facial horn. they're the jedi of the sea, they'll stop (something) eatin ye! narwhals, they are narwhals! narwhals! they are narwhals!

jessica- just dont let them touch your balls :3

jack- who is...?

me- SHHHHH

elsa- narwhals, they are narwhals! narwhals! inventor of the shish kebab! *stops singing* can i stop now?

me- but you didnt finish! :(

elsa- it just repeats!

me- fine *crosses arms; pouty face*

jack- who's that? *points to jessica*

me- MY FRIEND WHO IS OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG WHO MADE ME GET OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG SO NOW THANK HER I WILL BE SINGING THAT FORVER :D :D :D

elsa- *sarcastic*yeah, thanks jessica

jessica- no problem, now im gonna go find narwhal man.

jack- narwhal man?

jessica- YES NARWHAL MAN IS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE IS AWESOME

jack- ok... you are scaring me...

jessica- DONT FEAR ME IM JUST WEIRD!!!! :(

jack- sorry, i didnt mean to make you upset...

jessica- see, thats why her and narwhal my only friends *gestures to me*

jack- sorry...

jessica- JUST GO BACK TO KISSING YOUR GIRL FRIEND AND MAKING ICE BABIES!!!

me- woah! jessica, can we keep this PG13 please?

jessica- fine.

elsa- so, you letting me out of the contract?

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