south park: Kyle x Cartman

Chapter 1: Cartman's crush

[I do not own South park or anything or anyone from it!]

~Kyle's POV~

I was walking with Kenny and Stan down the hall when we saw Cartman talking to Butters by his locker. We walked over to Cartman and Butters

"What are you two talking about?" Asked Stan Butters

"We're talking about Eric's cru-" before Butters could finished cut Cartman him off "we're talking about my cru... mbs"

"You were talking about your crumbs... like bread crumbs??" I asked

"Y-yeah, you got a problem with that you stupid jew?" replied Cartman and then he walked away. I turned to Butters

"What were you two really talking about?" I asked

"Cartman was telling me he has a crush on someone" replied Butters

"Who?!" Asked Kenny, Stan and I in unision

"I'm not supposed to tell you" replied Butters and ran away.

"Oh well" said Stan and was going to walk to class with Kenny

"What do you mean oh well we have to find out who he likes!" I said

"Why? Why do you want to know that so badly?" Asked Stan

"Well umm.. beacuse I just wanna know"

"Ok dude, you can go find out who's Cartman's crush is but me and Kenny are going to class" said Stan and walked away with Kenny.

I began looking around for Cartman but after looking everywhere in the school I still couldn't find him so I walked out and saw Cartman sitting on a bench infront of the school. I walked up to the bench and sat down beside Cartman

"What do you want jew?" He asked irritated

"Who's your crush?" I asked and ignored his question

"Why would I tell you?" He asked and looked me in the eyes

"I just want to know and it's not like I'm gonna tell the girl you like that you have a crush on her" I stated

"Why should I trust you?" He asked and looked down on the ground

"I don't know, why shouldn't you trust me?" I asked

"Because your jew"

"That's a stupid answer"

"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE KHAL!" He yelled

"Jesus, okay" I said then stood up and was about to walk away but then Cartman grabbed my arm

"Wait... don't go.. I'll tell you" he said calmly

"Ok" I turned around so I was facing him

"I-it.. it's you..." he stuttured

"What do you mean it's me?"

"YOU ARE THE ONE I HAVE CRUSH ON YOU STUPID ASS JEW!" He shouted at me. I didn't say anything I just stood in shock and wondered why I was the one he liked like that... silence... He then stood up and walked away.

(A/N) thanks for reading this chapter ^-^