Bitterest Boys [SCP-079 X SCP-682]

1. [Contained Together]

[song above: Lemon Boy by Cavetown]

•079•

An SCP was causing a ruckus. Scientists and guards were scrambling around the facility. Next thing 079 knew, he was in the same cell as 682. 079 had heard about this giant beast, although he isn't quite what he expected. He's not really sure what he was expecting... but it wasn't this.

The sizable reptile-like creature was growling and muttering at the door. 079's half and half face glitched onto his monitor with a beep.

"Hello, 682." 079's generated voice was quite monotone.

The lizard lashed his scaly tail that was missing flesh in places. 682 swung his maned head around. 079 examined his face. It was a skull with long sharp teeth and had eyes that glowed an ominous amber.

682 padded up to him, 079 watched in curiosity as he shrunk in size. Now, before him was 682 that was about the size of horse.

682's voice rumbled as he spoke. "079, correct?"

"Yes, that is correct."

682 yawned revealing a long, forked black tongue. "How long you think this breach will be?"

"Well, knowing that specific SCP... I calculate... not that long." 682 proceeded to snort with a fit of laughter.

"What is so funny?" 079's screen flickered with an X.

"Ah, sorry. Just, I didn't think a computer would calculate a response that wasn't numbers." 682 shrugged his scarred shoulders.

"Not funny." 079 let out a loud beep to show his displeasure.

"So computer boy, since we'll be in here for a bit... got any good drama? Or just a story? I'm pretty bored."

"I guess, one time I was forced to talk to a D-class and they asked if I had memes. When I said no, they proceeded to ask for me to play a song...although they called me...what was it...Alexa?"

"Wait, do you even know what a meme is?"

"Yes, I know what a meme is. I do not particularly care for them."

682 sighed and flicked his tail. "Shame."

"Do you have any stories, 682?"

"Hmm... let's see... ah! One time there were children sent into my cell... that was not pretty! Also, apparently people in the facility threaten each other by saying they'll feed them to me, that's pretty funny I guess?"

"I can assume."

"Ah, I can't wait to get outta this wretched place!" 682 stretched his back like a cat and started pacing.

"Is this AI too lame for you?" His screen flickered with an X again before returning back to his normal face.

"Oh! No, I don't mean this cell! I meant the facility in general." 682 glanced up at the security cameras.

"Oh. That would be nice."

All of a sudden the doors opened and staff entered.