Annoying orange

Friends?

authors note*

ok so i know not alot of people read this book but i enjoy writing it and i does what i wants so enjoy ✊🏻🤷🏻‍♀️ 

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Oranges Pov.

Man, that Ape-Fruit guy is a real bummer. But Im not to worried about him, even if he tries to threaten me. Im gonna go make some friends now! That pear guy would probably be the right PEAR for me! He looks smart, and maybe we can hang out! 

Well its day two at this school and im already TWO excited for it to begin! HAHAHA! Anyways, I went to go find green hair. Wouldn't you a-green this is a great idea? HA!

After a few minutes i see him and a few other people waiting for class to begin, so i went up to them. The pear guy wears alot of green, there is this short apple guy that wears alot of red and a small white cute guy/girl. I cant really tell haha. 

"Hey guys!" I yell "Wanna be friends?" i ask. The pear guy looks at me dead in the eye. "Why. Would. I. Want. To. Hang. Out. With. A. Bully?" he asks sternly. "What do you mean i dont do that!" i laugh. "oh really" short red dude says "Then how come you gave Grapefruit a black eye?"  he asks.

"um you must be wrong i never did that" i chuckle awkwardly, i have never been in this type of situation before so i dont know how to react. "We all know you did, Yay!" lil marshmellow said.

I saw Ape-Fruit laughing a few meters away, with purple makeup on his eye EYE guess HAHA! "can't you guys tell thats makeup on his eye? EYE (i point to my eye) would never do that" i laugh.

"Well until you find proof, you cant hang out with us." Pear dude says. "On it!" i yell. I have a plan. After school i run home and grab this voice recorder thing, then when i get myself and grapefruit in detention i can record his threats and tell everyone!

~Next day~

I arrive to class. "Hey everyone!" I yell. Everyone gives a groan of annoyance, they don't understand how funny my jokes, puns and yelling is! Cuz it is, right? Maybe!

I sit beside Grapefruit on purpose, all i gotta do is talk to him and the teacher will send us to detention! I have never been so excited to go there in my life haha! The conversation went like this with O as in me and G as in grapefruit:

O "Hey grapefruit!"

G "What loser"

O "wanna hear a joke?"

G "No"

O "Knock knock"

G "Stop"

O "Knock Knock!"

G "Cut it out!"

O "Knock Knock!"

G "SHUT UP!"

teacher "Grapefruit and Orange, detention!"

Oranges Pov.

Yes! now i can record what he says! i thought. We arrived to detention, 2nd day in a row haha! I turn the recorder on. Our conversation went like this as i recorded it:

G "What the heck is wrong with you, idiot!"

O "nothin at all" (smirks)

G "You know what!?"

O "What?"

G "Meet me in behind the school after detention"

O "Why?"

G "So i can beat you up dummy!"

O "Why"

G "one, you tried to make friends when i said not too. two, you annoyed me in the middle of class"

O "That wont Happen"

Oranges pov.

Right after i said that he punched me in the nose! "Ouch, hey! You nose not to do that! HAHA!" i say. But dang that hurts. "Shut up" he said.

Detention ends and i go to pear and his friends, getting ready to show them what i recorded. But apparently this was actually a, a ds!? I accidentally brought a game system instead? How can someone be so stupid! Well me of course haha!

"What" pear says "Uh I thought i got proof but accidentally brought in a Ds instead of a voice recorder..." i say embarrassed. they laugh of course. But then shortie apple says something i didn't expect, "Why is your nose bleeding?" he asks.

I pull out my phone and look in the camera, oh my gosh it is! "Oh geez the punch was so hard my nose started to bleed!?" I wondered outloud. "Who punched you?" pear asks. "I know you wont believe me but grapefruit punched me in detention, i got to go now" i say defeated. who knew you could get defeated by a ds? Maybe I will try again tomorrow.

Oh no! Its been an hour since school ended! Grapefruit is probably waiting there for me! ah, ill just see what happens tomorrow. It will probably be fine.

*Its 1am so im rly tired. if theres grammer mistakes my bad 🤣*