MICHAEL: please tell me this is safe!
Patrick: oh this is perfectly safe
MICHAEL: please tell me this is safe without lying!
Patrick: you are really demanding you now that
HABIT: HOLD THE FUCK UP!
Patrick: what?
HABIT: I'm the fuck up please hold me!
Vinnie: if it bites you and you die it's venomous
If you bite it and you die it's poisonous
Jeff: what if It bites me and it dies?
Vinnie: that would mean your poisonous
Alex: what if it bites itself and I die?
Vinnie: that's voodoo
Jay: what if it bites me and somebody else dies?
Vinnie: that's correlation not causation
Patrick: what if we bite each other and neither of us die?
HABIT: that's KINKY!
Patrick: oh my gosh!!
Patrick: if you're happy and you now it clap your hands!
Vinnie: (claps)
HABIT: (claps)
Alex: (claps)
Jay: (claps)
HABIT: but you didn't clap?
Patrick: yeah...I now
HABIT: look let's just agree to say I'm sorry on the count of three
HABIT: 1.
HABIT: 2.
HABIT: 3.
Patrick: .....
HABIT: .....
HABIT: see now I'm just disappointed at the both of us!
HABIT: OK LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS!
Vinnie: ...
Jeff: ...
Shaun: ...
Alex: ...
Patrick: ....
HABIT: not you Patrick you are an angle and we're glad your here!
Vinnie: there are seven chairs and ten kids what do you do?
Alex: have everyone stand?
Shaun: bring three more chairs?
Jay: the best seven of the lot can sit down?
HABIT: KILL THREE!
Patrick: KILL THREE!
Vinnie/Alex/jay/Shaun: (stears)???
Patrick: (hanging by a noose around his neck)
HABIT: (falls to the floor from a stab wound)
firebrand: (breaks his neck)
Vinnie: ok let's take it from the top (rewind)
Patrick: I turned out perfectly fine!
HABIT: just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast,
Patrick: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Shaun talking to Patrick: it's a Waite flag and you might as well start waving it now!
HABIT getting aggravated: the only thing I'll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!!!
Patrick: ... oh my god
Shaun: nobody told you to bring all these knives?
HABIT: yeah well nobody told you to bring that nasty attitude either,
HABIT: but I'm stuck with both!
(OK THE END SORRY I NEVER GOT AROUND TO MAKE A PART 2 OF HATS AND SUSPENDERS BUT I'LL PROBABLY MAKE ANOTHER BOOK ABOUT IT COMMENT IF YOU WANT MORE BUT BYE I'M HAVING A FUCKING NOSE BLEED AND IT'S NOT FUN MY GOD)
YOU ARE READING
habit x Patrick
Humorthis is just some Slenderverse shit if you don't like smut don't read this keep that innocence you'll need it but I've been through some stuff so I'm used to it but enjoy
