more fucking memes y'all XD

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habit, with his leg stuck in a chair:
now, you may be asking, "how did you do this to yourself,
habit?"
habit, trying to get unstuck: well kids, habit has no fucking clue either.

patrick, jokingly: and remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me.
habit: won't be a problem.
habit, two days later in the middle of the night: THERE'S A PROBLEM!--

galaxywolf1233: hey, so um .. I was checking your browsing history yesterday and--
habit, freaking out: m..Mom I..I can explain--
galaxywolf1233: it's just pages and pages of pabit...
habit: ahhhhhnnnnnnggggggggg...

patrick: if I cut my leg off--
patrick: and swing it at your head,
patrick: am I hitting you or kicking you?
habit: you'd probably mentally scar me more then anything.

patrick: [kisses habits cheek]
habit: what the fuck was that?
patrick: affection.
habit: disgusting.
patrick: [frowns and looks down in shame]
habit: [looks over at pat feeling guilty]
habit: d..do it again please...!
patrick: [looks up with a smile hugs habit]
habit: [gasps but hugs back]

(The end love you guys)

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 23, 2019 ⏰

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