(MORE MEMES PLEASE ENJOY MY RABBITS XD)
HABIT: hello?
Patrick: what did you do?
HABIT: alright but you can't get mad at me,
Patrick: WHAT DID YOU DO?
HABIT: okay first I was minding my own business!
Patrick: BULLSHIT!
HABIT: I wassss!
Patrick: and exactly what happened when you were 'minding your own business'?
HABIT: so I was just chillaxing in my room when all the sudden Alex kicked in my door!?
HABIT: "he yelled out "get on your knees" and I responded with "I'm not your mother last night"
Patrick: ...
HABIT: and he took exception to that.
Patrick: HABIT! THERE'S A DEAD GUY IN OUR HOUSE!!
HABIT: oh! hay how did he get here?
Patrick: HABIT WHAT did you do?
HABIT: ME UH AH I DIDN'T DO THIS
Patrick: explain what happened habit!
HABIT: I've never seen him before in my life?
Patrick: why did you kill this person habit?
HABIT: I do not kill people that is..that is my last favorite thing to do!
Patrick: tell me habit exactly what you were doing before I got home!
HABIT: ok so I was sitting down
Patrick: okay...
HABIT: watching tv
Patrick: uh-hu...
HABIT: and so this guy walked in
Patrick: go on...
HABIT: so I went up to him and...
Patrick: yes?
HABIT: STABBED HIM 37 TIMES IN THE CHEST!
Patrick: habbbiiittt! That kills people!
HABIT: oh...oh I..ha I didn't know that?
Patrick: how could you not now that?
HABIT: yeah I'm in the wrong here...I suck?
Patrick: what happened to his hands?
HABIT: what's that?
Patrick: his hands wh..why are they missing?
HABIT: well uh I kinda uh cocked them up...and ate them?
Patrick: habbbit!
HABIT: we..well I was hungry and well you now when you crave hands?
Patrick: HABIT why on earth would you do that?
HABIT: I was hungry for hands give me a break?
Patrick: HABITTT!
HABIT: my stomach was making the rumblys!
Patrick: HABIT!
HABIT: that only hands could satisfy!
Patrick: what is wrong with you habit?
HABIT: we...well I kill people and I eat hands that is two things?
(I hope you enjoyed sorry if it was short it's almost dinner time and I'm sick so I gotta go hope you enjoyed love you guys and thinks for the support I really need it)
YOU ARE READING
habit x Patrick
Humorthis is just some Slenderverse shit if you don't like smut don't read this keep that innocence you'll need it but I've been through some stuff so I'm used to it but enjoy
