July Headcannons

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July 12th

Gilly: *sitting on the sofa*

Jax: *sees Gilly, lights up, makes his way to the sofa*

Jack: *sees Jax heading over to Gilly, smirks, sits next to Gilly before Jax can*

Gilly: *surprised but pleased, begins a conversation with Jack*

Jax: *fuming*

Jack, quietly: you think we're making him jealous yet

Gilly: I don't know. What do you think?

The adaption from my girl Z.Z @ Stormoffandoms

Jax: *lightly but obviously touches dagger and pocketwatch in his pocket* 

Jack: Yeah I think so *runs away* 

Jax: *chasing him* 

Gilly: *sigh* welp, i guess i have to help him now 

Ollie: *visually disappointed* aww, i wanted a fight! 

Kayla: *smacks him on the arm* 

AG and Maxine; crying to each other nearby: they're so lovesick! Its so adorable! 

 Jocelyn: Im out. *leaves in purple cloud of smoke


July 19th

A write-in Headcannon from the lovely Stormoffandoms

The gang is watching Frozen on a Saturday night 

Gilly: this is stupid

Jax: What?

Gilly: this movie

Jocelyn: yeah it is! She's not a witch

Gilly: so how does she have those powers
Kayla: it's Disney.
Maxine: she doesn't need a reason to have magic
Jack: but the Ham character is just lame
AG: Hans. Not ham.
Jack: whatever. He's obviously going to turn on Anna, try to kill Elsa, and then Kristoff is the real true love.
Jocelyn: then while Anna is trying to get Elsa back, she's going to get hurt by Elsa, and have to go to the trolls for help but there's gonna confusion that they are together
Gilly: and then she's going to freeze and Elsas going to save her and even the reindeer and Olaf are buddies and Olaf's gonna melt and elsas gonna save him as well and then kristoff is gonna have a promotion and then he and Anna are going to kiss and it's a happily ever after when Elsa thaws everything AG: ......
Maxine: how did you???
Ollie: you sure you guys haven't watched this before? Cuz you guys are spot on
The three of them: *shrug* we just had a hunch
Jax: you know what? This isn't fun anymore. Let's watch Moana instead

Later
Gilly: it's so obvious
Jocelyn: the flaming rock thing is actually the goddess they are trying to save

Jack: and Maui is going to teach her to sail and then leave when his hook is damaged
Gilly: and then Moana is gonna to get him back and he's going to help her—
Jax: ENOUGH! Movie night is supposed to be fun!
Jack: and it is
Ollie: for you three
AG: not for us
Maxine: you spoiled both movies for me!!
Kayla: how do you even do it?
Jack, Jocelyn, Gilly: we just had a hunch


July 29th (no-adaptive)

AG: *reading something on her phone*

Ollie, on his computer: what chapter are you on

AG: chapter 7 on that lost in the sea AU

Ollie: oh, that one's good

Maxine, on a tablet: I prefer the prince/theif AU

Gilly, confused: what are you guys talking about

Jocelyn, scrolling her tablet: nothing

Kayla, studying her phone: nothing at all

Jack, reading with Ollie: uh-huh, what they said

Jax: why are you on your tech all day long lately? are you studying????....

*silence*

Maxine: we're reading Jilly fanfic

Everyone: MAXINE!

Ollie: dude, I thought we agreed not to tell them!

Gilly: what?

Kayla: look, ever since Jax took Gilly as his plus one to the anniversary ball, the kingdom's been exploding with fic

Jax: are you serious?

Jocelyn: yeah there's this one chick with six different ones

Maxine: oh is that the one who does the Heavin one-shots?

Jack: yeah she's good

Ollie: yeah we're reading one of hers right now

Jocelyn, grinning: y'all should probably steer clear of this one, it's getting...sketchy

Gilly, grabbing Jocelyn's tablet: gimme

Jax and Gilly: *reading*

Jax: oh my...what

*reading*

Gilly: we're not even...we aren't...

Jax: apparently they want us to be 

*stunned silence as Jax and Gilly continue reading*

Gilly: I think I'm going to throw up...

Ollie ooh this one deserves a star

Kayla: sweet gimme the link 


(the inspiration for the expanded fic was provided by the lovely @lunartic06)

***Three Days Later***

Gilly: OMG JAX WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME????

Jax, cowering in a defensive position: I didn't mean to make you mad-

Gilly: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN ABOUT IT?

Ollie, confused: *walking in with the others* uh what?

Gilly, pointing accusingly at Jax: HE HAS READ EVERY SINGLE JILLY FANFIC ON THE INTERNET

Jax: but-

Gilly: WITHOUT TELLING ME

Jocelyn: *laughing* oh, this is too good

Ollie: even the sin ones?

Jax: *blushing fire red*

Jocelyn: that's a yes

Jax, angry/defensive: Look, I didn't know it would make you this angry! I just stumbled on it a few weeks ago-

Gilly: WEEKS?

Jax, throwing up his hands: LOOK, YOU'VE READ THEM ALL TOO NOW! AND WE'RE NOT EVEN DATING

Gilly, holding up her phone accusingly: well it sounds like you want us to be, given that you've given all of a star and several supportive fangirling comments under various psuedonyms

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

Jax, blushing EVEN HARDER: Look, can we just-talk about this later or something? I have to write battle plans

Gilly, grabbing him by the arm and dragging him across the hall: Nope, we're having this out right. now.

*silence from the remaining group*

Ollie: How much you wanna bet they come out of the room dating

Jack, grinning: you don't even wanna know

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