A Unique Gang (H2OVanoss) [REWRITE]

Chapter 9

Evan Fong

The rays of Apollo hit my eyelids as I laid on my bed enjoying the warmth of my bed, hoping to never get up. Oh, how I wish to spend my adult life like this when I get a good-paying job. Something soft and quite hairy slid away from my body, taking its warmth with it.

"Move over dipshit..."

My eyes shot open with my body sitting up rapidly just to see all the guys-except Marcel-in my room: Lui was on one of the beanbags that I had, Nogla was on top of Tyler, Craig was in the corner curled up into a ball, and Ohm was next to me.

"Aah!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs, waking everyone up.

"Fuck man... Why you have to be so loud," Nogla grumbled as he stretched. Tyler cursed to himself as he pushed him off just to get up onto his feet.

"Who has an aspirin?" Lui asked, still laying on the bean bag. "I think I have some," Craig said as he checked his pockets.

"No... Don't kill my chickens..." Ohm spoke out, still asleep.

"Alright, everyone! Up! Now!" They all groaned, but Tyler immediately ran out of the room with his hand over his mouth, probably going to puke. "Shit," I cursed to myself hoping he didn't throw up on the floor on his way there.

I get out of bed, ignoring the fact that I woke up in my red chicken onesie. "Fetch me but," I grunted to catch their attention, "What art thee all doing in mine house, most importantly, in mine cubiculo?"

They all look at each other confused and then back at my deadpanned face, not having a single clue upon what I said. "F'rget t," I left not wanting to deal with their hangovers. Just when I was about to check up on Tyler a few giggles downstairs caught my attention.

"He did that!? I don't believe you!" A familiar voice said with an amused tone as I head downstairs.

As I peek inside the kitchen, my mom was stirring some eggs to make omelets while the blue-eyed white guy that I made out with at the party was flipping pancakes. "He did. I know my husband my not seem like the type of guy to do that sort of thing at first glance but he is," my mom told him which made Delirious giggle at the thought of my father do the thing that they were talking about.

I grunt just to make them both tense and whisper to each other something that I can't hear. "Why are you two so tense? It's just me," I reassured them. Their bodies turned around just to see me standing there with my arms crossed.

"Oh thank god... Good morning sweetie! How was the party?" My mom asked with a small smile while Delirious just stood there and winked with a grin. "Alright, I think. Although, I don't remember much," I responded scratching my head.

"Maybe it's because of the amount of alcohol you consumed," Delirious told me with a now sly smirk, making me rethink what I really did in the night. "Well, I'm glad you guys had fun. There is a load of aspirin on the counter if you guys need some," mom told me as she pointed at the brand new bottle filled with aspirin pills. Right after she mentioned that a herd of boys walked down the stairs as if they were reenacting a zombie scene from The Walking Dead.

"Well good morning boys," mom greeted them as they groan in response and go for the bottle of aspirins, except Ohm and Nogla. They were perfectly fine.