Got7 In Space

Hat - nation

"JYP..."

First Translator - Jackson Wang.

"Flight Log: 2-65...

So Youngjae has this hat right. He calls it his Captain's hat...but it's literally a giant brimmed black hat that he wears everyday and I want to burn it. He spins around in his Captain's chair all day and risks sawing through someone's arm when they pass by. IN FACT, he nearly did saw off someone's arm! MY ARM! And when I brought it up to him, he laughed. He just LAUGHED and kept spinning around. Captain my ass. He failed his test seven times."

He's still higher ranked than you.

"Shut up, JYP."

***

"You have to wear a hat."

"What?"

Mark leaned in Jackson's doorway, "Captain says you can't enter the planet without one."

"What type of planet has a dress code?"

"The Captain's one."

Jackson turned to sneer at his crew mate, "Stop calling him Captain. It's not like you haven't known him for five years. What happens if you don't wear a hat anyway?"

Mark shrugged before standing up straight. He of course already had a hat, more specifically a red dad cap that pushed back his baby pink hair to show off his forehead. "Lifetime imprisonment probably. You've seen how often he wears his."

"He never takes it off." Jackson grumbled, sifting through another pile of clothes.

Mark adjusted his cap before leaving. "Just hurry up or we'll leave without you."

Jackson grumbled to himself some more before turning back to his room, hands on his hips. "JYP..."

First Translator Jackson Wang. How can I be of assistance?

"Do you know where I put my hat?" He asked, tripping over some clothes and bumping his head.

Sir, you don't have a hat.

"Yes I do! I have one hat; the one they give you when you finish your first year at the academy. It has a crest and everything!"

Sir, you threw that out as soon as you graduated.

"No, I didn't-"

Incoming transmission from Captain Choi Youngjae.

"Jackson, what's taking so long? We're landing in five minutes."

"Well, take longer landing!"

***

"JYP..."

First Navigator - Hit the Tuan

"Flight Log: 2-65...

I didn't know a lot about Hat-nation before we got there but with our Captain being as excitable as he was, spinning in his chair, I thought it would be pretty cool...at least I did until we opened the hold bay doors and walked out...into blinding sunlight."

Did you turn your dad cap around?

"Yes, I did."

***

Three things occurred to Mark Tuan after they exited the ship. 1 - The sun was fxxking bright, 2 - The hats were a must (or sunglasses if you were in a Ellioti white Beret like Double B) and most importantly 3, everyone they came into contact with after leaving the ship BOWED to Youngjae; they bent their backs to 90 degrees and praised him, like he was a God.