Well now...
《Master, what's that?》
I think I made a mistake.
《Is this food?》
Patience... have patience...
《Master, what's this?》
After naming Gabrielle, she hasn't shut up. It's been TWO DAYS, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP?!
This must be what being a parent feels like...
WAIT I'M THE BABY THOUGH?! WHY AM I BEING PUT THROUGH THIS HELL?!
'Seriously, Elle, why don't you just use the Internet to search for what everything is?'
《...》
《It didn't occur to me?》
For gods sake...
At least I'll finally get some rest...
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<1 month later>
It's been a month since I got Gabrielle (Elle for short), and it took this long for her to come back after searching the Internet for pretty much everything that she could search for.
But now, I have another problem in my hands...
《Hey, did you hear about Joe?》
To put it simply, she learned from the internet.
《Master, you're supposed to say 'who's Joe'?》
'Elle, I'm not falling for that stupid trick again. Besides, I'm a baby, so I couldn't say it even if I wanted to, remember?'
《Well, you could have thought about it.》
'Joe mama.'
《I hate you.》
'But we are stuck together, so we have literally nothing to do. You're just a voice in my head and I'm you're master, do you have to listen to me whether you like it or not. And right now, I'm ordering you to stop looking at the internet, it's clearly a bad influence in you right now.'
《Tch. OK boomer.》
'I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that right now. '
"Hey honey, why don't we go on a date around town?"(Father)
'Ooh, this sounds interesting. Let's see who wins this argument now. My bets on mom.'
《I bet on your dad!》
'Shut up, I won't let you get your Internet access back even if you do win, you know?'
《What, are you scared you're going to lose, Master? I know that you wear diapers but I would have thought that you would have some guys, but perhaps you're even more spineless than your fathe...》
'IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE I WILL RIP YOU APART! I'LL TAKE THAT DAMN BET, YOU USELESS-'
"What did you say, dear?"(mommy)
"I said that we should bring Azmon out into the territory! It'd be good for him to get some sun!"(father)
"Are you suggesting we take our baby son into town, which has dangerous criminals inside of it?"(mommy)
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Full Bars In Another World!
FantasyThis is my first time writing a story, so I will gladly accept critics. *Dislaimer: not a ripoff of smartphone, because he literally NEVER used that thing, like, EVER* __________________________________________________ One day, a shut-in NEET must c...
