𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕠𝕖𝕤

3

apparently i fell asleep to Alexei and Murray talking because i wake up to yelling.

"what are you gonna do?" i hear Hopper say, "you gonna walk back to Hawkins?"

"i will do anything if it gets me away from you!" Joyce yells at him.

"children! children! children!" Murray interrupts, "this interminable bickering was amusing at first, but its getting very stale and we've still got a long drive ahead of us. so, why dont you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?"

"WHOA!" Hopper yells

"you are way off base, buddy!" Joyce claims.

"oh, spare me, spare me, spare me! yes, yes, hes a brute, i know. probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and, gosh, youd really like a nice man to settle down with, but, admit it, youre real curious to know what hes like in the sack."

Joyce gives him a look.

"and you, ha! well, youre just a big manbaby whod rather act tough than show his true feelings, because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt. Owie. And now, rather than admit these feelings, youre dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly borish mating ritual. so, please, for my sake, either quit your bickering, or pull over, tear off those clothes, and get it over with already!"

Joyce gasps. i giggle. Murray sighs and collapses back into his seat.

"что это было?" Alexei asks.

"я сказал им, что они должны заниматься сексом" Murray smirked.i laughed."у них не было секса?" Alexei asked"no." Murray replied.then they started laughing and then i joined and we were all laughing. what a day.***we pull up at the carnival and i am absolutely starving.we all get out, but Hopper growls at us."stay here, go over the plans with Smirnoff and Maria.""i can help look." he tries to reason."no, youll scare the children.""Jim if this is about earlier-""stay put, Freud! You hear me? stay put!" Hopper yells."ну дерьмо, это будет скучно." i complain.i must of zoned out, because when i came back to reality, Alexei and Murray were sitting on the back of the car, discussing the plans. i stand up on the back seat, and lean over, draping my arm around Alexei's shoulders. he looks at me confused.

"что происходит, дамы." i ask.

"я не леди" Alexei tells me and i roll my eyes."давай, мне скучно" i say, hopping off the car."Jim told us to stay here. what am i saying, he's not the boss of me." Murray said"погнали, Alexei." i say, grabbing his hand and pulling him along.soon enough we arrive at the ticket booth and i take out my wallet."what are you doing?" Murray asks me."im buying tickets. i have more money than you and i never spend it on anything because im smarter than you.""oh yeah how long did it take you to learn Russian?" he said challenging me."three weeks.""THREE WEEKS?! it took me two years!" Murray yelled."они сфальсифицированы, эти игры?" Alexei asks."да" Murray and i say at the same time."они не выглядят сфальсифицированными" he says

"они не должны" i tell him

"но эй, вышибись" Murray tells him, and i give him tickets.

"im gonna go get food." Murray tells me, patting my shoulder, and walking to the food booth.

i grab Alexei's hand and smile at him, "давай, сахар, давай исследуем Америку."

******

что это было?- what was that?

я сказал им, что они должны заниматься сексом- i told them they should have sex

у них не было секса?- they havent had sex?

ну дерьмо, это будет скучно.- well shit, this is going to be boring.

что происходит, дамы.- whats going on, ladies.

я не леди- i am not a ladyдавай, мне скучно- come on, im bored.

они сфальсифицированы, эти игры?- they are rigged, these games?

да- yesони не выглядят сфальсифицированными- they  do not look rigged

они не должны- they are not supposed to

давай, сахар, давай исследуем Америку.- come on, sugar, lets explore America