Iron Deku! The Armoured Avenger:

Why everything sucks.

I would be lying to you if I said life doesn't suck. Life always sucks. It was just having a magnet in your chest that's powered by a car battery is a new type of suck. Let me reiterate that. It's not just a type of suck. It's the meaning of suck. I knew the meaning of suck of course. I was born quirkless which meant my life was gonna utterly suck from the beginning. 

Let me start from the beginning. 

It was another day in hell, or in other word another day at school. Look, I don't hate school okay? I hate the people at school. Good thing this was the last day of school because I couldn't stand a day more in that shitfest. 

I was waiting anxiously for bell to ring. You know that thing teachers say when you look at the clock too much? They say that time seems to go slower, and golly gee this time it felt like it did. I could feel Bakogou's eyes on me like a cheetah scoping out its prey. Except that cheetah had explosive sweat.

After, what felt like an eternity the bell finally rang. I felt like the angels were singing. My god the sound of that bell ringing was enough to turn me Christian. I pushed my note book into my bag and booked it out of the classroom.

When I said booked it I meant it. I was running like it was enchilada day in the cafeteria. I seriously didn't want to face Bakogou today. Unfortunately, I was a skinny, freckle faced pubescent boy so I wasn't fast enough to outrun him. I made it to the outside before Bakogou was right in front of me with the devilish smirk of his. 

My instincts told me to kick his nuts and book it to my house. But, we were literally childhood friends so there was no way he didn't know to my house. I thought of more plans to escape this shitty situation I got myself in until he finally spoke up.

"So, Deku I heard you were gonna try to get into Yuuei." He spoke in a callous tone

"Yeah, Bakubitch I am." I spoke trying to sound confident.

"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN BITCH!" His hands flaring up with mini explosions.

I knew that would make him pissed. I fell silent. He grabbed on of my hero notebooks. Okay, now I'm pissed. He was gonna burn it right in front my eyes. I've taken too much bullshit from him already. I punched his face  and took my notebook back. His eyes flared up with rage as I booked it. He didn't leave me unscathed though. A few of the sparks caught on my uniform.

He was too shocked to react and just stood there with a death glare. Finally, that bitch got what he deserved. I decided to run into a sewer with some.. questionable smells. Let me spare you the details. I was just walking when I heard a splosh.  I guess God thought I would have a bad a day. I take back that part of me converting into a Christian.

There was a goddamn slime monster, looking at me like a leftover chicken nugget. A thin, pubescent chicken nugget fresh out the oven. Or where ever chicken nuggets come from.

I ran but alas, my legs didn't get me that far. the slime monster surrounded me and began to advance. I couldn't escape. I can't die. I haven't even gotten laid yet. There's so many I didn't do.

Just as I thought that I would die a yellow streak came.

"DO NOT FEAR FOR I AM HERE!"The figure screamed triumphantly.

'Oh, shit is that All Might' I thought as I heard them scream

"CAROLINA SMASH" 

'Oh, yeah that's definitely him.'

The slime monster was blasted and all I could think about is how much time it would take to shower all the slime off. Then I thought about All Might. This could be the time I ask for an autograph.