I’m Stacy Anderson, I’m 18 years old and I live in Holmes Chapel, Cheshire. My best friend Harry Styles, is also my crush; ever since I met him in primary school. The only thing wrong with that is he has a crush…on my mom? Yeah, ever heard that song ‘Stacy’s Mom Has Got It Goin’ On’ ? Well I swear that song was written about my life. Harry’s not the only boy who gawks over my mum. All throughout school, all I heard was “wow stace, you’re mum is fit. Wanna hangout sometime?” or “I’ll only hangout if we can go to your house.” or my personal favorite “Is your mum single? Cause I think she could use a man like me in her life.”
It kind of sucks when the only guy you want to notice you as more than a friend, is more infatuated with your mother than he is with you. When can it change to ‘Stacy has it goin on’ ? That’ll be the day; when I get Harry Edward Styles to fall in love me, and fall out of love with my mum…
