Help Me Love

Chapter 7even

OK. So I was forced awake when Karkat pushed me off his lap and onto the floor, which I would have been fine with it if he did it nicely. But noooo. He had to push me and walk away. Fuck him.

Then I was waken up by the feeling of someone, no two someones, using you as a pillow. I tried to make look like I was still asleep, so I moaned and turned on to my back.

"Wwhat the fuck," Eridan complained. "I wwas comfy."

"So was I," Dirk said. It sounded like he was pouting. Lol.

They rolled me over onto my stomach again, and laid back down. Then I had an idea. I opened my eyes and found Nepeta doodling with crayon's. I took a purple crayon and she looked at me. I winked then really lightly tossed it behind me. I hit Dirk in the face.

"NEPETA! WHAT THE FUCK!" He yelled while throwing the crayon back at her. She was laughing really hard.

"S-sorry," she giggled. "I couldn't help it!"

When Dirk calmed down, I did it again. This time, Karkat saw it too and it hit Eridan. "Wwhat the... wwho threww this crayon at me? Wwas it you Nepeta?"

She was laughing while rolling around on the floor. "S-s-sorry, Ampurra. I couldn't help it."

When everything calmed down again, I took the rest of the crayons and threw them at Eridan and Dirk. They both sat up and started swearing at Nepeta and I couldn't keep quiet anymore. I started LAMO. (Laughing My Ass Off)

Eridan and Dirk stared at me in confusion. "I thought you were asleep," Dirk said.

I sat up, still laughing. "And lose the moment of throwing crayons at the two fellow people who were using me as a pillow? No thanks."

"That wwas you," Eridan asked. "Wwe thought it wwas Nepeta!"

Then they tackled me and started tickling. "Wha-wha! Stop! STOP! EEK! STOP! STOP PLEASE!"

We calmed down for a while, and I went upstairs. "Hey Dirk, come help me for a sec," I called down.

He thundered up the stairs and said, "Hm?"

I grabbed him and dragged him into my room. "Wanna be prank buddies?"

He grinned and said, "Fuck yes! When do we begin?"

I smiled and said, "After we go to the store!"

When we came back from the store, we couldn't help but laugh at everyone who was gonna get it from And by the time we got back, Jade was here. "Hi, Jade," I greeted. "Happy birthday!"

"Thanks, Tylar," she squealed while hugging me. Then she frowned. "What's in the bag," she asked, pointing.

I grinned up at Dirk and looked back at Jade. "Nothing. Not a present."

She laughed and skipped away. "Now what," I asked Dirk. He smiled and I followed him to my room. We laid the stuff we were using on my bed, then put the rest of the stuff under my dresser.

"Well," he started, "we have toothpaste, Oreo cookies and knives. Ready?"

"Hell yes," I giggled. Then we got started.

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Dirk P.O.V.

I started to peel off the frosting of the cookies and handing them to Tylar, so she could smear toothpaste on them and put them back together. When we were done, we put them back into the box, but, leaving some out for us.

"I think we should try one ourselves so we know what we're giving them," Tylar suddenly said. So we did. Tylar ran into her bathroom and spit it out in her toilet whiled I on the other hand, thought it tasted fine. Okay even! I grabbed another one and ate it.

"What the hell is wrong with you," Tylar cried. "You're eating those things like their the most delicious things in the world!"

I shrug. "They're not that bad."

She gags and turns away to grab the Oreo-pastes. Then turns back. "Ready?"

I nodded and we snuck downstairs and put them on the table for everybody to see. "Whatever happens, don't say it was us," she whispers. "And we need to tell Terezi and Nepeta."

He looked at me funny. "Why them?"

I hit the back of his head and hissed, "Because Dumbass, Terezi and Nepeta will smell it beforehand and tell everyone about it. Do you want that to happen?"

":33< *Ac and Terezi will say a purromise not to tell them* We purromise not to tell, Tyfur!"

"Y34h. Pr0m1s3."

I jumped out of my skin. "Holly shit don't do that Nepeta!"

":33< *Ac will apologize* Sorry, Tyfur." Her blue tail hung limply on the floor.

"It's ok, Nep. You just scared ma a little."

This was the seccond time I met Nepeta and she was so cute. And part cat. But whenever she was around me, Terezi also, they started sniffing like they can smell the cat on me. Weird. I hope they never find out...

"Why d0 y0u sm311 1lk3 4 c4t," Terezi asked.

":33< Ac smells it too! Ac has a kitty furend!!"

I was freaking out. How could they know? HOW!?!?!?!?!