Life's a Drag

Flexability

  Ryan took a breath, their arms held high above their head. They were exhausted from an hour of working out but they were bored and Brendon was out getting groceries and Dallon was probably in the shower. They were in the larger part of their basement where all the exercise equipment and mats were. 'I Don't Care' by Fall Out Boy was playing in the background, the opening notes of the guitar filling the room.

  Ryan bent backwards, placing their hands on the mat under them and kicking their feet over their head, sliding into the splits as soon as they were upright and their feet touched the ground again.

'Say my name and his in the same breath...'

They bent backwards again, touching their head to their thigh. Clapping came from the doorway and Ryan sat upright again to see who it was. Dallon was standing there, completely naked save for a towel wrapped around his waist.

"Hi, what're you doing here? Clothes are upstairs Mister," Ryan playfully scolded.

Dallon blushed a bit. "But you're too elegant and beautiful for me to resist."

Ryan got up and placed a chaste kiss on Dallon's lips.

"Thanks for the flattery, it'll get you nowhere."

Dallon pouted. "Damn."

"Go put clothes on, I'm not in that type of mood right now, I'll cuddle with you though."

-

It was two hours later and Ryan was bored again. They wandered down to the basement again, turning on My Chemical Romance for warm up music. They stretched for a few minutes and went into a handstand, silently cursing themself for not tying their shoulder length hair back.

"Ry? Where'd you go?" Brendon called from upstairs.

"Basement!"

The pattering of feet on the stairs was followed by the man popping into the room. He took in Ryan's appearance.

"Well damn," he commented. "How much do you wanna bet that we could get Dallon to do something like that?"

"Get prepared to eat shit Urie. You're gonna have ten dollars less by tomorrow."

"Deal."

-

"Dal, will you come down to the basement with me?" Ryan begged.

He didn't see the harm in doing that so he followed his datemate. Brendon was waiting, sitting with a smirk on his face.

  "What do you two want me to do?" Dallon asked.

  "A backbend. We wanna see how flexible you are," Brendon stated.

  Ryan walked with Dallon over to the mat and used their hands and words to guide him.

  "Bend back, just arch your back. I got you. Place your hands on the mat and I'll let go, okay?"

  Ryan left and went to stand next to Brendon.

  "Now what?" Dallon asked.

  "Now you get up," Brendon sassed back.

  The taller man got momentarily confused and forgot how to get up. Ryan burst into a sudden fit of giggles at their boyfriend looking confused, Brendon joining shortly after. They laughed loudly at Dallon who finally figured it out and was laying on the ground, staring at them.

  I-I'm sorry, it's ju-ust too funny," Ryan wheezed.

  The laughter faltered and a peaceful silence settled upon the room. That is until Ryan spoke up and said "Brendon, you owe me ten bucks now."

  "Goddamnit!"
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  It's on the short side with 535 words but it was fun! And shoutout to rainydaydal for suggesting this, thank you! Anyways, hope you enjoyed it and lemme know what you think! 🖤