"Really? It's today? I cant believe it!" Pants said scanning through the papers.
"It sure is! But first you have to go to it." Eddie said opening the door to the lab.
Pants followed him out the door, and then Eddie gave them a map.
"If you get lost down there, it's your life. Understood?" Eddie said to Pants.
"Of course I understand! I've done this before, don't worry. I won't let you down Edd, I promise." Pants said back to him.
"Ok. Have fun." Eddie said as he closed to door and watched Pants run off to the hole.
"...Please.. do. not. let them take you..." He muttered to himself while watching.
Pants finally reached the hole. This wasn't just any hole, it was sort of a wormhole. A wormhole that changed so much about existence that you could be easily convinced you were on cocaine, weed, and laughing gas all at the same time.
Pants slided into the hole slowly, and then got pulled in quicker than you could say abortion.
Falling, falling, falling... It never ended did it? Forever and e-
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... Nevermind.
Oh! Look at my dress! How cute!
...Why do I always wear dresses in stories..?
Nevermind, I gotta find the gang.
Hmmmm theyre in mushroomville right- OH THERR THEY ARE HEY GUYS
Pants ran over to everyone and squinted their eyes.
"Agfjgk.. I shoulda brought sunglasses, sorry tofu." Pant said.
Tofu was a creature that glowed brighter than the sun. On top of that, you couldnt understand a word they said. Their entire person as a whole is a mystery. We don't remember how we found out their name, since they seem to agree that it is as a matter of fact their name.
"تثميك迅оалв战张هههьв子にぢゃ٢٧٥٤влов 你们是تسرمجصоы»" Tofu said.
"ҒҒҒҒҒҒҒҒҒҒҒҴҴҴҴҴҴҴҴҴҴ" Maya suddenly screeched at the top of her lungs.
This happened because Jaden dislocated her elbow with her mind.
"sorry maya didnt mean to do that i was just existing" Jaden said
"no frick you" maya said back
Maya seemed like a normal person until you got close. Then, they seemed awfully strange. And what I mean by close is physical distance.
Oh look a human- Nevermind, its just a pile of squid eyeballs and oragami.
Wait.. how does that even work-
Jaden was like an unfinished 3d model. There were rough edges and really bad shaders used on that as well.
"Kbavd sn!h?h(f6yH(f6g$h$9975rRt(#}((€8>.€.$$" Maya said trying to communicate with Tofu.
No use.
"Wow, stubbon huh." She said.
We went to the seven eleven across the street and stole everything and burned rhe place down.
Everyone saw the tickets to the Handlights in the cashier's pocket.
"The tickets are in his pocket!" Maya said.
"No shit sherlock." Jaden said, grabbing the tickets.
There were four of them, ans they were to go see the Handlights.
The Handlights was a natural show that happened once every 72 years. It was sort of like the northern lights, but it was made out of glowing severed fingers flying in the sky, showing colors that have never been seen by the human eye.
We got in the hivejet and flew off to Theogima Mountain, where the Handlights would be showing.
"Hey! I thought you guys were gonna be late! They stop accepting tickets in 5 minutes." Cani ran up to us.
Cani's skeleton was backwards for some reason, and his flesh is rotting. Even though that is the case, he isn't as smelly as you may assume. He's still pretty smelly though.
His rotting flesh gives him the appearance of melting.
"Hey! If we're not that early then let us through so we can get in!" Maya complained at him.
"Shut up. You dont want bugs in your dwelling now do you?" Cani threatened her.
"YOU BETTER NOT THROW YOUR SKIN THROUGH MY WINDOW LIKE YOU DID LAST TIME." Maya yelled at him.
"Guys if you keep yelling we're going to be denied entry." Pants said to them.
Wow! It's amazing! Although.. disturbing, I've gotten used to that. I tried to keep my camera hidden while taking photos. So many strange colors... I think I might get a headache..
After hiding their camera again, Pants felt dizzy and in pain.
"...ughh..." They said. They tried to keep their eyes on the Handlights, but fainted and fell backwards.
"Pants?!" Jaden said suddenly.
"We need to get her inside, shes probably freezing cold from the snow!" Cani said.
"But the Handlights..? Agh you're right-" Maya said.
Tofu squatted down next to them to try and keep them warm, but the light shining from Tofu made her notice something.
"....##€シさんيهمك١٦٢٧!" Tofu pointed to it.
Jaden picked it up.
"It's.....a surface camera..." She said.
"Wakey wakey, come on now, wake up... Oh! Good morning Pants."
Pants heard a voice as they woke up. They didn't recognize it.
"I hope you're doing well. All procedures have been successful!"
It was a doctor..
"Wha- Oww.." Pants tried to speak, but felt a strange pain in their throat.
Had something happened to their vocal chords or slmething..?
"Try not to speak, we still have to finish one more procedure. Sit tight and I will be right back with the anesthesia."
Anesthesia...
What did they do to me?
Pants noticed a mirror across the room.
The doctor said to sit tight.. but..
I have to know..
It hurt to move. Pants felt oddly stiff. Something wasn't right about the way they were moving..
But when Pants saw what they were looking at in the mirror.
DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU
DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU
DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU
DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU
DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU
DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU
DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU
DONT LET THEM TAKE YOU
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