"Nya!!~ How cool! We're on a big cruise ship!!" Jaden said looking off the side. Her cat tail flung up in excitement. Pants tripped and fell on their face. After that, they never got up.
Boni sat down on a chair ans opened a bag of chips. Her bunny ears and cat ears perked up to the smell of Spicy Dorito.
Maya however, looked straight at Boni's bag of chips with bloodshot eyes.
Everybody loved Spicy Dorito Chips.
They L O V E D them.
Maya ran like a cheetah to the bag, and grabbed it from Boni before she could put her hand in there.
"H-Huh??? Maya!!! Pwease!! Give me back my chips!!" She said
Maya hissed at Boni and then turned the other direction. She was about to move forward, but dtanding right in front of her was Jaden, who snatched the chips right out of her hands.
"Not so fast you widdle biwtch." She said.
Jaden ran off as quick as possible, Maya chasing her while screaming.
Canilus watched as he just sat there on the boat.
"Wow this is weally dumb." He mumbled to himself, shaking his head.
Jaden tripped and the bag if chips landed into Boni's hands again.
"Ahah!!" Boni exclaimed. But suddenly, a pair of blue paws grabbed the bag from behind her.
"pwo gamur move." Lua said as he ran away with the bag.
Everybody finally settled down and stopped chasing eachother for the chips.
Pants was still lying on the floor.
Lua kept the bag of chips close to his chest for hours.
Maya walkes up to him.
"ahem ahem... Exuwse me mister luwa? Cwan I hawve some chiwps pwease?? Pwetty pwease wif a chewwy on towp????" Maya looked at him with big eyes.
"lol fwuck off" Hebsaid back to her.
"DAWMN IT!!!" Maya said having a temper tantrum.
Boni looked in the fridge thats aparently on the boat and saw that there were no more chips in there..
Why would you put chips in the fridge...
Nevermind, Boni was so sad that she cried and cried.
Jaden walked in to the kitchen thats apparently on the boat.
"Stop cwying so louwd!! My poowr widdle kitty eawrs hurt." Jaden said holding her ears.
Boni stopped crying, and then got very angry.
"Wouldn't you be sad if thewe was no mowre spicy dowito chips!!!!" She said
"Yes I would be soooooo depwessed...." Jaden said rolling her eyes.
"I NEED MWY FWEACKINF SPICY DOWITO CHIWPS." Boni continued to cry.
Jaden let out a quiet growl, and left the kitchen to find Maya throwing up all over the boat.
"Bwurghjfjjj..." Maya was clearly sea sick.
"I'wm not towching her..." Lua said.
"Me neithwer." Cani said. "Loowks like you hawve to get her to the side of the boat pawnts."
Pants was probably dead.
Maya fell over, ans Jaden rushed over to her.
She picked up Maya, and Maya said,
"J-Jadwen..." Her eyes lit up.
"BWROOOOO THWOW UP SOMEWHEWRE EWLSE!!" Jaden screamed in her face.
Maya had a straight face. "Owkay." She said, then she walked to the side of the boat slowly so she could throw up.
Ghag (yes shes existed this whole time) poked at Mayas puke.
"Eeeww.. It wooks wike Maya thwew up 7 tiwmes!" She said.
"Disguwsting!!" Jaden said.
Boni walked out of the kitchen and saw the puke everywhere.
"What happewned!!!" She asked
"Maya thrwew up. Shes sea siwck." Jaden said
"Oh." Boni said back.
Lua was still clutching the bag of chips to his chest for multiple days, not a single one has been eaten yet.
Everybody wanted it. The one and only bag of Spicy Dorito Chips on this boat.
"So awre we gonna hawve a fight to the deawth or what." Cani said.
Everybody looked at eachother and started screaming as they all attacked one another, fighting for the bag.
Many hours later...
Everybody had fractured their femurs.
Nobody could reach the bag.
"I'm... so.... cwose...." Maya said, reaching out for the bag.
She almost got it, but Boni managed to reach it first.
"I gowt it!!!!" Boni said. She hugged the bag of chips
Everybody sighed and layed there with their fractired femurs in maximum pain.
Boni reached into the bag and pulled out the spicy dorito chip, and then ate it.
"Ew these awre stale what thwe heck." She said
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