A/N

537 12 4
                                    

Me: Hello lovely readers, it's been a bit since I last updated!

Katsuki: Damn Right!

Me: Anyway, today is a very special someone's birthday...

7 dust members: *jump out* HAPPY BIRTHDAY IZUKU!!! *confetti falls down*

Izuku: *teary eyed* you guys...

Katsuki: *coughs* you're forgetting Hana, you pop idol wanna-bes *mumbles* Happy birthday you damn nerd.

Izuku: Did you say something, Kacchan?

Katsuki: WANT ME TO BLOW YOUR FACE UP DEKU!? *Starts walking towards Izuku*

Izuku: WHAT!? *backs up*

Hanako: Thanks Katsuki, now...*struggling to hold him back* don't blow Izuku's face off on his big day!

Me: Well in the anime it's only Izuku's birthday! *Akito covers my mouth*

Akito: They don't know about that!

Izuku/Katsuki: Anime?

Me: Oh, and Mirio's too!

Izuku: Who's that?

Me: He comes later in season 3...

Me: .....

Me: Well shit...*face palms*

Katsuki: WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT LIKE WE'RE IN A SHOW!?

Katsumi: ....

Jomei: ....

Akito: ....

Jomei: ....

Chiako: ....

Yoshimi: ....

Hanako: ....

Me: Well, if you really wanna know-

Katsuki: Wait a minute, are we-

Me: Anyway, I just wanted to wish our favorite broccoli haired chara- *covers my mouth*

Izuku: What were you about to say?

Me: .... LOOK, ITS ALL MIGHT! *Points behind Izuku*

Izuku/Katsuki/Hanako: WHERE!? *turns around* there's no one-

Me: *runs as they turned back around*

Katsuki: I knew it! GET BACK HERE YOU BASTARD! *Chases me with his Quirk*

Me: EEK!

Izuku: Wait, Kacchan-

Katsuki: *yells behind him* I'll give you my All Might full scale figurine if you help me catch her.

Izuku: ....

Hanako/Akito: Izuku don't you dare!

Izuku: .....

Izuku: ....

Izuku: *runs* FOR THE MERCH!

Me: Katsuki, you son of a- *explosions sound off left and right*

Katsuki: SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU FUCKER!

*More explosions*

Yoshimi: That escalated quickly...

Jomei: Agreed

Akito: Well that's the end of this chapter!

Izuku: *in hiding trying to catch me* you make it sound like we're...we're in a book...

Akito: ....

Katsuki: WE'RE IN A GODDAMN BOOK TOO!?

Everyone: *glares at Akito*

Akito: what?

Chiako: *slaps him upside the head* idiot!

Akito: OW!

Chiako: Anyway, we'll see you all in the next update.

Yoshimi: Ari-chan's planning on releasing it next week so-

*Huge explosion*

Katsuki: HAHA! DIE!

Me: *hair is messed up* you're such an asshole...

Katsuki: You said it not me, ya dipshit

Me: Anyway, Happy Birthday again, Izuku and Mirio!

Izuku: Thank you! *Teary eyed*

Katsuki: Happy Birthday, damn nerd.

Izuku: K-Kacchan! *Cries and hugs him*

Katsuki: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!

Hanako: Nice work, Ari. *Takes a picture*

Katsuki: *activates his Quirk* delete that...now.

Hanako: *runs*

Katsuki: HANA YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!  *Izuku lets go as another explosion sets off*

Katsumi: I'm gonna end this *explosion* before Kacchan *explosion* kills *explosion* explosion* us all.

Me: I second that!

Katsumi/Jomei: See you next time!

Hanako: KACCHAN, CUT IT OUT!

Katsuki: COME HERE, HANA! I CAN GIVE YOU YOUR BIRTHDAY HITS BEFORE YOU DIE!

Hanako: ANOTHER REASON I SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM YOU!

Deku's Little Sister (Katsuki Bakugo x OC)Where stories live. Discover now