Shuyang: You know what I've always wondered? How do tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?
Hanyu: Dude. It's 4 o'clock in the morning.
Shuyang: So you can't sleep, huh?
Shuyang: ... Is it because of the blanket?
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Judge: How do you plead?
Zihao: *looks at Hanyu*
Hanyu: *whispers* Not guilty.
Zihao: *turns back to the judge* Hot milky.
Hanyu: Just lock him up already.
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Mingrui: I got arrested because I was too cool.
Xinlong: The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
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Shuyang: Zeyu, what was that noise?
Zeyu: Uh... My coat fell.
Shuyang: It sounded a little heavier than that.
Zeyu: I was in it.
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Xinlong: Okay, lets stop using the term "butthurt", we're not eight anymore, guys.
Mingrui: You seem bootybothered.
Zihao: A little asstroubled if you ask me.
Zeyu: Someone's having a tushytantrum.
Xinlong: -_-
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