I woke up to loud noises coming from my parents room. "Hmm?" I thought to myself, "they must be wrestling again." I then rolled out of bed and landed on my turtle "oof." I screamed and hopped off of him "save the turtles," I said. I then put on my favorite hello kitty shirt and some yellow jeans. I looked at myself and thought "wow I'm hot af." I took a mirror selfie and captioned it "#outfitgoals 😍😍😍" Then I went downstairs. I don't do hygiene bc i love Emma Chamberlain and neither does she🥰🥰. Once I got downstairs I seen my step brother and my sister making out, aww they're sooo cute 🥺. I then went to the kitchen and decided I would eat my dog for breakfast. JUST KIDDING instead I ate raw eggs they sounded better. A while later my mom came downstairs crying saying she had bad news.
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Author's note:
Hi thanks for reading my book if you're from Alabama and tRiGgeReD sorry it's just a joke feel free to leave a hate comment🥰🥰. Anways I hope you enjoyed sOrRy the chapter is so short 🤪🤨😛🤣😛😝😂😝🤓🙃
Word count: 191
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فكاهةThis is a book abt two cousins who fall in love. 🥰🥰🤡🤡✨✨🙈 •don't get offended it's a joke 💀
