Good morning or night.... depends on where you are.
Anyways, today I'll be teaching you how to make toast (my way*laughs*).
Let's hop to it, bitches, I don't have all day.
1• make whatever the hell else your going to eat with the toast. (I chose eggs).
2• make the eggs (or whatever).
***this is where the laziness comes in***
**if your like me you might be a little forgetful (bitch, meaning Anna, comment on this and I swear I will get you back.... that is a promise), meaning you forgot to plug in the toaster **
*now you notice the stove is still on and hot... *
3• put the bread on the pan.
4• pray that you don't burn your toast.
//// I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY FIRES CAUSED BY TRYING THIS AT HOME.\\\\
{Being lazy doesn't turning off your brain. Being lazy doesn't mean being stupid!!! If you're stupid that just means you're stupid... possibly lazy too, but mainly stupid.}
Tune in later for more tips on how to be lazy. Bye bye.
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