A lazy persons guide to...

The only phrases a lazy person needs

- yes

- No

- get out of my seat.

- I'm lazy deal with it.

- bitch

- you actually make me want to leave my seat so I can pick it up and hit you with it.

- I'm in a bitchy mood leave me the hell alone.

- can you hand me that?

- please

- but I'm comfortable here I don't want to get up.

- once my ass hits the chair and my earbuds are in I will not be getting up for anything.

- bite me.

- good night

- goodbye

- don't assume that just because I'm lazy and won't get up and beat your ass, do you understand?

- go to hell.

- sleep sounds better.

- you never interrupt my show, my movie or music.... it pisses me off.

-f*** you

-f*** off

- I'm pissed off.

- I'm not ignoring you I just really don't like you so shut up.

- shut up!

Those are all the phrases I have right now so bye bye