How To Fall Asleep Lazily

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This is an art. To fall asleep you have to do it right.
Step 1- prepare the space for your sleeping/ napping pleasure.

Ex. Get a warm blanket, your favorite pillow and a stuffed animal if that floats your boat.
Step 2- get your headphones and phone ready.
Note: set up a playlist of your favorite songs and put it on loop.
Step 3- use the bathroom before laying down.
Step 4- lay down, get comfy and knock the hell out.

Congrats! You are now sleeping like a lazy person. Night, you wonderful lazy little bitch.

P.s how f***ing adorable is the pig in the red rain boots? ^_^

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