Countryhumans one shots

im sorry

"Dad...."

America turned around to see Facebook(yes I added apphumans) "I'm not your fucking Dad"

I turned back around to resume what I was doing before: watching a documentary about cheeseburgers.

I felt a tug at my coat and paused the documentary. I turned back to Facebook and sighed
"What do you want?"

"We know."

America looked down at the blue blob "lol what"

"We know what you've been hiding from us father"

"Im not your-" America stopped himself and sighed again "what the hell are talking about"

"We know about Area 51. The aliens you've been hiding."

America held back a sigh of relief. thank god. They don't know about Area 52...he had alot of secrets

Facebook suddenly took something out of their pocket.....NoOoO...."not that" America whispered as Facebook held a Kyle with blue mindcraft armor.

"Please....mercy..."

"Tell us about the aliens dad...or..." Facebook pulled out a Karen

America looked around. He couldn't fight this alone. Then he saw his brother, Canada.

"Canada! Brother help! " he waved his arms frantically. Canada turned to him "yes? "

"Facebook is attacking me!"

Canada squinted his eyes "uhhh.... what"

"There going to raid Area 51!Help get Russia or something "

Canada put his finger on his chin as if he was deep in thought "mhm....okay I'll go get Europe!" He smiled and then ran off.

America sighed and put his hand on his forehead. Facebook smiled "Don't worry I won't use these on you.... we use them on area 51 security gaurds!" The blue bitch put his weapons away

"You're. .....not actually...thinking about doing this, r-right?" America chuckled a bit "You must be joking you're not actually going to-"

"Yes I am Daddy-O " Facebook smirked "I am going to its time we know the truth!"

America lost count of how many times he had sighed in this chapter and said under his breath "This is why I like Twitter better"

"Lol what did you just say to me?" The blue app took out his Karen gun.

".....excuse me?" America chuckled and turned instant kill mode on.

Facebook rolled his eyes "We also have Keanu Reeves on our side."
America gasped "Y-you... how did you..."

Meanwhile....

Europe watched in the distance with Canada next to him. Europe broke the silence between the two "So, what do we do?"
Canada shrugged "I don't know. I kind of want to see it play out." Europe nodded "yeah. me too. "

The union bit his lip "Imagine if Uk and France saw this."
"Ah.... yeah well I'm sure he'll find a way to fix things" Canada made a nervous smile

"When has he ever done that..."

Canada opened up his mouth to say something then closed it again

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That was shitty lol
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469 words lol