Countryhumans one shots

summertime with RusAme

Hi just so you know America is really rude so please don't be offended by it. It's just a joke
Also not that good haven't written fanfic in a while

America's P.O.V

I'm not gonna lie, I was pretty spoiled from the start. My dad Uk and my mom ,baguette loving whore, pretty much gave me everything I wanted. My brother was a pussy. Leaving me to be the awesome one in the family.
But suprisingly I'm not that good in grades. So I had failed 10th grade no big deal right? I got the whole summer off.

Wrong.

Apparently there's this thing called 'summer school' or basically 'highschool but in summer because you're dumb'

Luckily I wasn't the only one to go. Their was this emo kid, some scared child who looks like they've been raped, Germany, Ukraine,  and Russia. 
I glanced around the class room to look at them each individually and think 'Oy, this might be a classroom but I'm the only one with class in this room.'

I decideded to sit in the back until the teacher said "America move to the front row!"
I lowered my sunglasses to look at the saggy old lady and then relaized
Tha-

That looks like my dad.

I eventually relaized it was EU after a while of squinting I then sighed " There's no seats up there"

Eu pointed to an empty desk next to Russia "Yes there is!"

Damn. That bitch is right. I figured there was no point in arguing so I got my stuff and sat there. Besides Russia wasn't so bad we kind of knew each other from.... I turned to look at him only to see he was flicking me off.

I scoffed and turned back to the teacher who was going over something boring and eventually dozed off.

I woke up to a crumbled up paper being thrown at my face. I immediately turned to Russia who , was trying to hide it, but was laughing. I opeed the letter it wrote, in sloppy handwriting mind you,
wake the fuck up

what a fucking asshat. Waking me up from my fuckin beauty sleep. I wanted to get up and slap that bitch across the face. And I did. Not the best decision making. And then he punched me back and things got out of hand.

Long story short, I got detention with Russia.

After a while of akward silence I said " So how about one of us apologizes and we can become friends. Now when I say one we both say 'Im sorry' see? Three..... two.... ........one!"

.....

Russia looked at me and blinked making me bite my lip and say "well now I'm just disappointed in both of us"

I took out a Mccheeseburger out of my shirt and started to take a bite when it was suddenly smacked out of my hand.

"BIT-"

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Part 2?