Countryhumans one shots

summer part 3

I made oc thing
....

Yeah
Things I do at 3 am

I wanted to go ahead and do this soooo
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PREVIOUS IN SUMMER WITH RUSAME:
(America) ..... he looks so handsome ;)
(Russia).....
(Mc) splat
(Press F for respect ) ; (

Then Russia  started to kill his loved one mccheeseburger ;o
(Ame) I didn't know what to do. So I did what any 3 year old would....
*wwwwoooooooooosh/*

(Now on summer with RusAme WE INCLUDE
-interesting similes
-bullshit plotline
-and don't read this or you will get cancer
AND MORE!)

America P.O.V

I screamed at the top of my lungs like a snail who just shoved a banana up his ass.

Russia looked at me and gaspe "did you just scream like a snail who shoved a banana up his ass?!"

I sniffed "yes"

"                                                            "

   

I took my chance and tried to punch him. Instead it went past his face and landed on the wall behind him so it looked like those chummy anime scenes japan did.

This was very akward because I was way shorter than him. But I was probably stronger most likely idk

Russia looked unimpressed .
(Insert pathetic meme here )

"I-" I tried to explain but was interrupted by zfjzurzjrf8citxt

Japanpan knocked down the door her eyes intensified red meme "did you just call my fav thing CHUMMY"

Russia pushed me back while looking at japan "Its a cliché and you know it!"

Japan's cat nyan ears went down
"                                                              "

"HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING THAT?!" I yelled, tears still in my eyes

Russia and japan both looked at me,
"                                                                  "

I stumbled onto the floor "whyyyy"

Then... someone walked in

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