Oops, I Totally Didn't Do It On Purpose.

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by -JOSH-DUN-

by -JOSH-DUN-

"U-uh, what?" Tyler replied, slowly getting more anxious. "I wanna know what you're doing," My mom replied cockily, pulling on the door.

Thank God I locked the door, I think.

"Just uhh- I'm about to shower," I say, pulling off my shirt. "Tyler," She warned. "What?" I practically yell. "What are you doing," She growled,"Tell. Me."

"Fine okay Mom, I was masturbating. Happy now?"

After a very very long talk, my mom caved and let me off the hook. And now here I am, in my bed, not sleeping, at 11:57 p.m. Great huh?

beep beep beep! beep beep beep!

"Jesus have mercy on my wretched soul!" I scream, throwing my alarm clock against the wall.

My eyes open fully, and I groan. Another day. At least I have my bet though. a/n) lol. I pull my body out of bed and shrug my shoulders, stretching my muscles.

"Up again, I see?" My mom snickers from the hallway.

I roll my eyes and pull on a misfits t-shirt. As I admire myself in the mirror, I realize I should probably wear something more sexy.

I walk into my closet and frown, only seeing band shirts and jeans. Aha! There on the floor, there's a set of lingerie and a skirt with a crop top.

I haven't been wearing feminine clothes recently because it's fall and it's cold outside, plus I haven't felt very feminine.

But this, this is different. Mr. Dun was definitely different. I don't have to feel feminine. I'm gonna suck it up a/n) wtf. and be feminine to get my fucking money.

But first, I have to tease him.

"God, his abs," Brendon murmered to Hayley, making me cringe. "Oh shut up, he's mine," I declare, snorting slightly.

I feel like there's someone watching me and I turn around to see Mr. Dun walking through those oh so ugly double doors.

No one noticed, really. Except me. He smiled at the other students in the hall and waved politely. I chuckled.

Pretty basic.

True. I'm still getting $100 though.

The bell rang, making me jump and squeal excitedly. Brendon laughed coldly and shook his head. "Someone's excited."

I nod and walk down the hallway, past Mr. Dun, making sure to sway my hips. I smirked, walking into the boys' bathroom.

I felt a breath on my neck and turned around to see Brendon, laughing his ass off. "Ahah! You thought!!" I frowned and pushed him away from me, waking out the door again, back into the hallway.

Mr. Dun nowhere to be seen.

I walk into first period, aka Mr. Dun's class, making sure to be a little late.

"So the equality of 567 is- Ah, Tyler. You're late," Mr. Dun said, purposely staring at my outfit.

He practically eye fucked me and I raised an eyebrow. "Take a picture, It'll last longer, Mr. Dun," I smirk, twirling my hair around my finger seductively.

"Get in your seat," He orders, standing up straighter. I cackle deviously. "Or what? You gonna punish me, Sir?" I ask innocently.

"Oh shit," someone says.

"See me after class," He says, clenching his jaw.

YES.

-joshy