Namtiddies ~The Holders of Life Juice~ [crackfic]

1. The Birth Of Bangtan

The 23rd of April 2012. This is the day of Kim Namjoon and Bang Si-Hyuk's wedding. Si-Hyuk and Namjoon were happily married and that night they got a little spicy. He couldn't help it. Namjoon looked too good in that dress.

For the next week, Namjoon felt very sick. He kept throwing up and decide to take a pregnancy test. It was positive (OwO). When his husband found out, he was overjoyed. They were going to be parents!~

Nine months later, Namjoon gave birth to six little boys. Their names were Seokjin, Yoongi, Hoseok, Jimin, Taehyung and Jungkook. Though giving birth is painful, Namjoon was the happiest he has ever been. He loved his new family with all his heart.

Despite the fact that they were excited to raise their newborn sons, Namjoon and his husband didn't know much about parenthood.

"How are we going to feed them?" Si-Hyuk asked his waifu, worried. (he thinks about the tits)

"I dunno! Google it!! Namjoon answers...

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*suspense*