FU - Fucker's Unite || 🗿💸

Is That Weed?

Note from the sucka: smh still 2019
Grandpa, I'm doing this all for you, so please donate some money 😩💸💸💸

Chap. 2

Chanyeol: *steps inside Yuta's apartment, throws his jacket on the sofa & plops down on it*

Yuta: *looks up at the boy, quickly shoving something under the desk* Hey man. Thought you broke up with me.

Chanyeol: I did *shrugs* but I didn't

Yuta: you make no sense

Chanyeol: Just like your existence

Yuta: *thinks for a while* Now that I think of it, you're right but I still got my pride *throws fist in the air* I'm gonna fight for my pride and prove you wrong.

Chanyeol: Useless. Your ranting is useless brotha.

Yuta: Yeah just like you.

Chanyeol: *ignoring him*

Yuta: *yells after a minute of silence* Did you hear what I just said? *gets excited over himself* Did you? I just made a comeback, man *goes to Chanyeol and stands in front of him with a proud grin* It's 1-1 now. Humans never lose to elephants.

Chanyeol: Oh is that so? *raises an eyebrow* I don't see a human in this room.

Yuta: I, the lord is right here-

Chanyeol: *pretends to be looking for a human* Wait, is that a snake in front of me? Where's the human?

Yuta: oh fuck you man *frustrated*

Chanyeol: *smirks* I bet you wanna

Yuta: *grossed* Suddenly I'm an asexual

Chanyeol: *rolls eyes* More like aSNAKEual, Ha! *amused with his pun*

Yuta: *silent, eyeing him with absolute boredom, hands on his hips* Now you think that was funny?

Chanyeol: Asnakeual *cracking up* heard it?

Yuta: I need to unhear it *rubbing his temples* The joke community is highly disappointed. I need my brainwashing pills right here right now. You *points at the older who's now wiping his tears away* never say a joke again! I'm taking that right from you.

Chanyeol: I'm afraid to tell you that you can't *amused*

Yuta: Like W H Y not?

Chanyeol: Cause I'm the most rightful person on earth *confidence clear in his voice*

Yuta: ... Sometimes I feel like I should laugh at your jokes and show pity but...Your jokes don't even deserve that *shakes head* I'm so disappointed. So devastated. Can't believe this man is just randomly raping those jokes..More like rucksack of words. Tsk tsk *goes back to his computer*

Chanyeol: *cracks up with amusement, staring at the computer sneakily* What's that?

Yuta: *random, low voice* sucker101

Chanyeol: *silent, chokes up after realizing what he just heard*

Yuta: wut

chanyeol: Dude you fuckin crazy?

Yuta: how about a yes?

Chanyeol: I was just joking 'bout the sucker101 you weren't supposed to make a whole damn website, selling your nudes and-

Yuta: *remarks* Someone else's nudes, to be more exact.

Chanyeol: *shakes head in disbelief* And you even got those "Suck Packs"? *quickly jumps near the computer to take a closer look* what even?

Yuta: That's how bussiness works, man. Golden pack, silver pack and a pack for losers *shrugs randomly, clicking on stuff with his mouse*

Chanyeol: And you think that's normal?

Yuta: It is?

Chanyeol: I'm afraid to tell you it's not.

Yuta: okay grandpa, you gon shut up? You gave me the idea to create this shit and now you're against it?

Chanyeol: That's not-

Yuta: Yes it is. Your ideas are like your own kids, if you love your ideas one day and don't love them the other day, then you are a bad parent of that idea.

Chanyeol: *lost* I-

Yuta: Yes, that's what I wanted to say. You are a bad parent.

Chanyeol: I don't even have kids, yuta-

Yuta: Sucker101 was born yesterday, you gave birth to the idea and I was the surrogate mom who gave actual birth to it *uploads a random nude on the website*

Chanyeol: *thinking, frowns* My brain is gonna stop functioning if I hear any more of this humanshit. I can't keep up with this kind of information.

Yuta: your problem

Chanyeol: How even?

Yuta: Lemme explain real fast and easy: *cracks fingers & turns to face the older* slow brain, your problem! Simple as this. True, true that you got long ass legs and you walk fast, which makes it hecking hard for me to catch up with you all the damn time, I'd suggest you start walking slower. Yeah, true you can walk fast, but that does not mean your brain should be fast too. It's a life choice, man. Walk slower, think faster. Easy for you, better for me to deal with you. Your wrong choice, your absolute problem. *nods at himself*

Chanyeol: And there you said "Fast and easy"

Yuta: once again, your problem.

Chanyeol: Okay but do you really think anyone would even check sucker101? Or know it exists?

Yuta: I thought about that. No worries

Chanyeol: How then?

Yuta: You'll share it with your friends and make me popular.

Chanyeol: And why on earth would I do that?

Yuta: Cause you love me?

Chanyeol: *considering* Okay legit. But why would I share it with my friends?

Yuta: To make me popular?

Chanyeol: But why would my friends want to be sucked off by a creep like you?

Yuta: *silent for a minute, exclaiming afterwards* Man I had a plan, Now you made it complicated with your slow brain and tons of unimportant questions. Tsk, you're giving me a headache

Chanyeol: *smirking* Okay genius, your brain, your problem.

Yuta: *glares, smacks his shoulder*

Chanyeol: *laughing in victory* 2-1, seems like the elephant community is ruling the world now.

Yuta: aww got a point ahead and you're this happy? Tsk, Your heart will burst with happiness if you win this, I don't want a heart burst friend, I'd feel bad if you died. So I won't let you win for your own sake my lovely hugeass elephant.

Chanyeol: *rolls eyes* You and your sass everywhere

Yuta: can't help it tho *struggles to look normal while hiding something in his fist*

Chanyeol: *suspicious* oho? Nakamoto got secrets now?

Yuta: what you talkin 'bout, I don't know what a secret means

Chanyeol: Hiding stuff from papi? Ha knew you'd screw shit one day.

Yuta: *annoyed with the older, opens his hand so Chanyeol can see what he's hiding* You cool now?

Chanyeol: *gasps* Is that weed?