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woojin's abusive children

spearlixxie -
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY NOTICED
OUR CRUSTY ASSES OMG

hanniestoes -
JISUNG SAID HE LOVES ME GUYS

minniejinnie -
HYUNJIN KNOWS I EXIST NOW

lovelychannie -
CHAN CALLED ME A PRECIOUS BABY

woochicken -
this is why i considered
not having children

hanniestoes -
i can't process what the fuck just happened
also felix, stop your noodles arms from
playing fortnite or i won't
hesitate to throw your whole console out the
window into the dumpster

spearlixxie -
rude ass old hag, no one's
touching my fortnite bitch

hanniestoes -
watch it young book

woochicken -
theRe's a chILD here

lovelychannie -
i ain't no child

hanniestoes -
there's an ugly looking monster under my bed and
it's trYING TO BITE OFF MY TOES

woochicken -
felix get out from under minho's bed or i'll bite your ankles off

minniejinnie -
why the fuck is he even under your bed?

spearlixxie -
to bite off his toes for threatening to take away my fortnite

minniejinnie -
someone take me back to LA away from
these rats and the literal spawn of satan

hanniestoes -
whY THE HECK IS THERE A RAT RUNNING
AROUND  THE DORMS?

spearlixxie -
THATS WHERE TIMOTHY WENT

hanniestoes -
timothy who?
you adopted a rodent without us knowing?
how many pets do we have now?
jeongin and seungmin are already hard enough to deal with

lovelychannie -
hoe did you just call me a pet?
your the only pet here peasant

minniejinnie -
it's the spawn of satan i tell you ^

woochicken -
you're*
learn how to spell you baby and no swearing from you

spearlixxie -
you toebag, timothy was on a great deal
buy 1 get 1 free!
we have timothy and billy

minniejinnie -
...
thERES MORE RATS IN THIS HOUSE
I CAN'T BREATHE
WE ALREADY HAVE 4 RATS ALREADY
THAT ARE RUINING MY LIFE WITH
THEIR 1 BRAINCELL EVERYDAY

spearlixxie -

hanniestoes -i breathed andi already feel so attackedstop using me as a meme you asshat

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hanniestoes -
i breathed and
i already feel so attacked
stop using me as a meme you asshat

woochicken -
bitch.
did you just call your hyung a rat?

minniejinnie -
i need to go walk my fish

hanniestoes -
get better excuses
n e ways felix, i will throw those rodents into
space if they come in my room

spearlixxie -
yOU CAN'T TOUCH THEM
OVER MY DEAD BODY.
I WON'T LET YOU

hanniestoes -
time to commit a murder.

lovelychannie -
why is felix running around yelling?
update, he's hiding in my closet

minniejinnie -
let him die, he deserved it

spearlixxie -
JEONGIN STOP RATTING ME OUT YOU LITTLE SH-

hanniestoes -
thanks for the help innie

woochicken
...
sigh
look whose back, how was walking your fish?

minniejinnie -
did you just sigh over text
anD it was amaZing thanks for asKinG
n e ways
gotta blaST!

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a/n
SORRY FOR NOT UPLOADING! schools back and it's a pain rip but i'll try to post more!

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