FUNNY [boyxboy]

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THIS MY VERSION OF WESTON YOU CAN IMAGINE YOUR OWN IF YOU LIKE :)

*WESTON

"FUCKKKK" I scream in pain. I hit my freaking toe on the wall.
{stop walking then}
Bro please shut up there's no time for that. You might be wondering who's the brackets, it's the voice inside my head named Tom.

It's a boring name but you'll get used to it. I started hearing him when I was 6 let's just say I was was a weird child back then.
{you still are}
Okay shut up bro I'm trying to talk to the audience have some respect. Okay where was I?
Ohhhhh I hit my toe and when I looked at it my life flashed before my eyes. It looked gross the purple of the bruise and the red of the blood mixed together making...... some type of color in the rainbow.

I limped to the bathroom running some cold water and getting a cotton ball out. Don't judge me bro I'm not a doctor so this is not Grey's Anatomy. I wetted the cotton ball wiping the blood coming from my toe and putting a bandaid over it so I won't look at the ugly thing.
{ouuuu we should steal shoe laces}
Uhhh maybe later Tom I probably won't be wearing shoes for awhile meaning......SOCKS AND SANDALS! I cartwheeled to my room making my toe ache even more. My hands Pulled out some sponge bob socks with my beautiful brown sandals.

Hours passed and I was bored, Tom wasn't talking so I went on a walk. Two minutes in a uhaul caught my eye I guess some one is moving in. I walked passed slowly looking reallyyyy creepy.
A boy with dark hair was carrying boxes.
{we should say hi or like...pee on him}
"What the fuck" I say. In public I always answered Tom out loud so he can hear me, but that makes me look even more crazy so I hope he doesn't talk while I'm out in the open.

"HI!" I yell out to the boy all he did was look. I hid behind the truck so he didn't know were the voice was coming from. Worst first impression ever.