in order to obtain the coochie, you must first know the person attached to it!!! in this chapter, you will learn how to introduce yourself to your crush and not be awkward about it 😇💘
Step one: be friendly!!!! be friendly.
smile, but not like this:
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aka don't force it boo😳
practice your smile in the mirror until you are happy with the look of it. remember from that last chapter: you have swag!!! make a swag smile😎
swag smile:
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as shown in this image, this guy has SWAG. you too can reach his level, if you follow my advice. but that is something for another story.
Step 2: flirt now this step varies depending on your intentions.
if you are not trying to get a mf boo, keep scrollin🙄🤧
to get a boo:
-introduce yourself & maybe use a pickup line, but don't come off as a player!!! -smile a lot and laugh at their jokes😝 -ask them lots of questions to keep that convo going -get them to talk about themselves bc there is nothing ppl love more than their own self🥵 -ask to get a pic with them and then ask for their number to send it to (i've done this and it worked 🙈🙈🙈🙈)
if you are just trying to obtain the cooch:
-pickup lines are very important for this step(see step 3 for some pickup lines!!) -buy them a drink(if you're at a bar!!) -say "what it do babyyyyyy" and she will probs suck ur d -shower him/ her with compliments to make your interest in them very apparent -make this face:
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the smolder is soothing, gentle, and sexy all in one and will make anyone wanna do it with you
Step 3: my favorite pickup lines
-do you know what this shirt is made of? boy/girlfriend material (only works if you are wearing a shirt)
-i'm lost. can you give me directions to your heart?
-are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you
-do you believe in love at first sight or should i pass by again? (be careful with this one, you might come off as a chad😳)
-did it hurt??? when u?? fell out of heaven????
-is it hot here or is it just you🥵🥵🥵
-it's a good thing i have my library card, because i am totally checking you out ;))
-is your name ariel? because i think we mermaid for each other
thats all for part 2☺️ like/comment and tell me what you think!!! luv all u qts tehe
