Kids are fricking stupid

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Victim

Couldn't think of anything sorry

The Chosen One

"SWEETHEART NO FIRE IS DANGEROUS!"

"Tamed" The Chosen One

See first grey hairs

The Dark Lord

"I didn't let (Y/N) drink gasoline so I'm the a-" "LANGUAGE"

The Second Coming

"Sweetheart... why are you eating a pencil?"

Red

Insert Red laughing like crazy as you're chewing on some rabbits ears

Yellow

See first grey hairs

Green

Honestly no one knows who's dumber, toddler (Y/N) or Green

Blue

"Pumpkin no, *laughter* stop chewing the hoe!"

Purple (pre-redemption)

Couldn't think of anything sorry

Purple (post-redemption)

You called Red mom once. It became a running joke in the crew

Virus

You saw her poking something with her spikes so in response you started punching the walls

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