Prologue~🥂🍾
No pov. 👁
Jade was sitting in her room minding her own business when all of a sudden a male with broad shoulders bust opens the door panting.
Jin: "Jade!"
Jade: "what mother?"She replied with sass in her voice clearly annoyed that her peace and quiet was disturbed.
Jin: "one don't use that tone with me young lady! Two you need to go"
Jade: "what? Why?"
Jin: "because the muscle pig and alien decided to get drunk and you know how horny they get when they drink."
Jade: *sigh* "seriously??"
Jin: "I know right those idiots never listen to me!" *huff*
Jade: "actually mother I was talking about you, I know you want me to be innocent and all but come on every time someone is this house is about to do something sexual you rush up here to capture me and take me out, it's annoying. Like seriously!!? How do you have the time for that?"
Jin: *sigh* "I know it's just I feel like you are gonna stop being the happy and funny girl you are if you are aware of your world but I know I can't keep you in forever"
Jade: "Yurp! Can't do that, listen I will still be me ok? I need to know things because the world is a harsh place but hey I won't stop smiling, okay?" She said with a soft sweet smile
With a deep breath Jin nodded and said " how about this, I'm gonna head to the mall and buy jonnie some Ryan plushies and on my way home I'll get you some bubble tea and you can stay home. Besides we all know if I was to stay I would cover your ears and trap you in your room while I bang pans together so you don't hear anything"
Jade " oh yes, yes you would and I think that sounds nice, especially the bubble tea part!"
The two burst out into giggles
Time skip🐬
No pov.👁
The girl waved goodbye as her parent pulled out of the driveway and into the street he went. The girl sighed and then proceeded to go back in the mansion, she went to the kitchen to grab a cup of water.
As she headed up the stairs she started thinking. She was in the orphanage for basically all her life, in a blink of an eye she had a home and a family. She had always thought it was a dream but every time she pinched herself she felt it. She was happy she had a new family but was afraid she would be forgotten and—
A noise that seemed to be a grunt interrupted her, she waited a few to see if she would hear it again. Eventually one did then another and another until that's all you heard. The room next to her was used by mochi , sun and grandpa but mochi was on a vacation for the next week and grandpa was in his studio. So she assumed that Jhope was in his room and was in pain, beings he concerned person she is she got up to go next door to help him. But before she could open the door she heard a scream.
⁉️⁉️: AHHHH KOOKIE I WANT TO EAT YOU!
She was beyond confused of what was happening, but she new how weird Jhope was so she just ignored it and continue on her way. She opened the door to be meet with exactly her mother warned her of.
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THERE WAS A TOPLESS JUNGKOOKWITH MULTIPLE HICKEYS OVER HIS CHEST GRINDING OH A PANTING ALIEN‼️
Jade:.......
Tae: ........
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jade: ehem WHAT IN THE NAME OF NAMJESUS ARE YOU DOING!!?? AHHHH
🍪&👽:WAIT DONT TELL JIN HYUNG ABOUT THIS!!!!!!•=============================•
HELLO!! To any readers that may or may not be there, so I apologize for the long ass Prologue. I'm pretty sure they are supposed to be sort but I'm a type of writer that once she is in the zone she can't get out or stop writing. I'm a bad writer and I suck at everything soo yeah. This is more of a humor story but there is romance and gayness. This book will contain some depression shit and like sad things and tuff times but I promise to try to make you laugh. I write long chapters because as I said before I have a zone. Please give me feedback but be nice about it. Welp that's it really!
See you guys next time, most likely Sunday! 🍷🍮
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The struggle
HumorBTS decided to adopt a 12 year old girl ,with the gayness in the air it's almost impossible for jin to keep jades innocence ~~~ Soo like this is my first published book so pls give me feedback but don't be rude~ or namjesus will bite you in the butt...