11:23 am, Morioh-cho
A relatively quiet city, where not too much goes on, save for the serial killers with explosive cats and a guy who sends feet after you to regen his health.
"OI JOSUKE"
Suddenly, a disturbance was felt around the city. The birds stopped singing, the flowers stopped blooming, and kids like you stopped burning in hell. The airplane shook.
"Hey Bruno," said the young boy with dark hair and pineapple shoes, "did you hear the screaming?"
"Calm down Narancia," said Bruno, who was a tall boi with a suit covered in little dots, "it's probably just some turbulence the pilot didn't prepare for."
"I know how to fly shut you" said Abbacchio, the pilot of the aircraft with the big A on his belt, (the A stands for æpic). Actually he wasn't actually flying, it was the work of his stand, Moody Blues, who had taken control of the plane and copied its pilot. Remember, this was before Boingo's plane prediction came true, so planes didn't have as much protection back then.
However, before Abbacchio could read up on how to stop turbulence, another "OI JOSUKE" rang through the air, shattering the plane's engines. It immediately took a nosedive towards the ocean. Abbacchio was screaming swears as he tried to at least put the plane in a position where they wouldn't die. Narancia was screaming about how he wanted to get off the ride. Bruno was the only rational one (he was also screaming) and zipped the plane in half using his stand sticky fingas. This reduced the surface area on the plane and allowed Bruno to grab the other two and jump out.
"Ok, quick abbacchio! Make Moody Blues become a raft we can land on safely!" Bruno screamed over the sounds of the air rushing past them as they hurtled to the ground.
"Bruno what the fuck my stand can't do that!" Abbacchio yelled.
"Wait it can't?"
They then all splashed into the ocean. Luckily, before the crash Bruno protected themselves with a thin veil of aluminum foil, thin enough to be invisible but strong enough to protect, allowing them to land in the water without shattering due to the pressure. It also made a really neat boat.
As they made their way to the shores of mainland Morioh, three teenagers started playing with a weird arrow they found near Rohan's house.
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Frograncia: the light novel adaptation
Narrativa Storicaoriginal idea by The Epic Yoshi on the shitpost crusaders discord Takes place in an alternate reality where Narancia didn't go fencing The year is 2001, and Diavolo has died, after Giorno forcefully stuffed Sonic's down his throat until he choked. H...
