Actor Imagines: Thomas Brodie Sangster Book 1

Eat Me

"so, kinda unrelated to your movie but who do you think would die first if stranded on a island?" The interviewer asked

"ohh easy Thomas" I answer and I saw out the corner of my eye him making a rather unamused face

"that was quick" he laughs

"why do you think Thomas would die first?" The interviewer asked

"because he would give up, he's too lazy to do anything he'd just lay down and have a cigarette, plus I'm bigger and eviler then he is and I could easily kill him" I smile

"so if we somehow got trapped on an island no second thoughts your killing me?" He asks "for what reason?" He laughs

"I could eat you" I shrug

"thanks darling" he laughs "I think I could kill you,at a pinch I could kill you I think" he says crossing his arms "I mean your arse alone would keep me alive a couple months at least" he shrugs

"yeah that would be my issue with you that your all bone there's no meat on you" I laugh "plus you'd burn if I tried to cook you" I explain

"how do you know that?" He asks

"well Thomas I cooked our Xmas turkey this year and I did some maths while I was board taking into account your weight you would take roughly nine hours in our oven to be crispy" I explain

"why have you thought about this? When do you think about this?" He asks

"in bed, when I can't sleep" I shrug

"I'm not sure I wanna live with you anymore" he sighs

"to be honest Thomas if we where in a situation where I needed to eat you I think I would make a stew out or you, slow cook you will any meat came off the bone" I explain

"I just wanted to eat your boobs" He sighs

"When don't you thomas" I laugh The interviewer girl finished up and left as they got prepped for the next one

"Have you really thought about cooking me and eating me?" he asks

"A little" I shrug "but I mean it tommy, your a slender little thing it wouldn't be much use to eat you, how long would you last me like two days" I laugh "And that's If I ate the only bit of you that has meat and no bone" I smirk putting my hand on his leg

"You keep feeling me up today it will do" he smirked

"dirty bugger" I laugh hitting him lightly "When we get home" I smirk "And you can get a taste of somewhere if your good" I smirk winking at him

"If I'm good can't I have you eat some where on me?" He smirks separating his legs a little glancing down at himself and licking his bottom lip

"if your good" I smirk

"I will wait, Impatiently darling" he smirks giving my cheek a kiss "I can't wait for you to eat me babygirl" He smirks

"Thomas, you know the camera is still on right?" I ask

"Shit- Ohh well, might as well make sure they cut it" he shrugs grabbing my tits and kissing me

"Dirty bugger" I laugh