Alex- hey, it wasnt you babe, it was your friends.
Me- f*** off you nugget! You are just like raisin!
He then called me.
*super cheeessyyyy with lots of pattyy"
I answered my phone
Me- wtf do you want.
Alex- biatch i need to tell you something...
*dramitic music*
Alex- imm... Im a -
Me- a nugget!!??
Alex- no a um.... IM A CHICKEN!
Me- that a nugget you retard learn your foods.
I hung up.
I decied to call eyebrows and kimonobish.
They answered on face time.
Kim( short for kimono bish)- aye whats happening
Eye(short for eye brows)- yea hold up im eating food.
Me- guys alex is a chicken....
Kim- WHAT!
Eye- IM LISTENING!
Me - he cheated on me 😭<---- (first emijo in this book!)
Kim- i have a plan
Eye- im in
Me- what is it.
Kim- okay on halloween night we....
-HALLOWEEN DAY-
Me- hey guys
I meet up with the whole group at school.
Eyebrows, kimono bish, arish and lazy ass. ( godess is still in hospital)
We all talked about the plan.
When i saw alex walk past with godess (she was on cruches) he apoligized and she looked him deeply in the eyes
He lead over to kiss her.
But she turned around and her hair flicked in his eyes.
He hopped on one foot and stuck her crutches up his ass.
She came over to where we were all laughing 😂
We told her the plan for the night.
She was in the plan
- halloween night-
I grabbed on a slutty nurse costume whilst the rest of the gang were in black clothes.
They arrivied at my house. I ran down stairs applying my lipstick..
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