Last night I was in a very interesting mood. To say the least. I figured with how off the wall I was being writing another one of these could be a good idea. Idk if it turned out funny or not. Like I said last part, I don't remember what I wrote exactly.
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Alix blinked a few times before narrowing her gaze into the boy sitting on the other side of the couch."Are you high?" She asked almost disgusted. At least that's what Kim thought until she started laughing, "because what ever shit your smoking I want to take a hit of that."
"Just like you wanna hit me." He rolled his eyes as her laugh automatically stopped and her eyes narrowed in as she glared at him.
He looked over at her to see that death glare, "what?" He asked. He blinked a few times understanding her glare when he flushed and started to fix what he had said, "no! No! I meant that you want to like physically hit me. No! I meant like hit me in the balls. I FUCKING MEAN U WANT TO PUNCH ME!" He was practically screaming at this point.
She just blinked several times until she bursted our into a laughter that filled up the whole room. He just huffed and crossed his arms as she was laughing so hard she was almost on the floor, "it wasn't that funny.." he grumbled.
She laughed out, "that is the SIXTH time that has happened in the past HOUR."
"Well- YEAH! BUT I-" he started to try and defend himself when he just got up instead. "I'm getting a drink."
"I think you've already had enough to drink tonight Kim-" Alix started laughing more when he growled loud and stomped his way to the kitchen, "OH! Get me something too!" Alix called out him as he excited the living room and all he did was groan loudly.
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(Time Skip to later that night)
"Fine. One round is it but then I need to go to sleep because I have early classes in the morning." Alix looked up at Kim, giving him challenging eyes, "let's make it a quickie!" She lightly snickered as her bright blue eyes narrowed in.He started smirking at her, "you know. Out of context that statement sounded very bad." He told her as her face flushed slightly.
"THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU KNOW IT KIM!" She yelled at him punching him in the arm quite hard.
"Owweee!" He groaned and pouted as he rubbed his arm.
"Besides. Why are you even thinking about it. Hmmm??" She began to lightly smirk, "Care to explain Le Chién??"
He rolled his eyes, trying to hide the slight nervousness he began to feel and the slight blush creeping up on his face, "UH. Well. If someone told you that you two were gonna have a quickie. You could take it badly too!" He said with a slight nod, as he crossed his arms proud of himself for coming up with that on the spot.
"Yeah. But Hercules, you knew I was talking about playing another round of Rummy." She told him holding the stack of cards in front of his face.
She set them down and got up, "I need to go to he bathroom. Deal out the cards when I'm gone would you?" She asked as she began to walk out. But she stopped and turned her head to see him staring at her, "and Kim~ stop looking at my ass. Because your not gonna hit this no matter how much you want to." She snickered and turned her head walking out.
Kim became very red, because yes he definitely was looking at her ass. But would completely deny it if it was EVER brought up again. He crossed his arms in a huff as he sunk back into the couch.
What the FUCK was she doing to him.
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Fiksi PenggemarMe- "my first story on Wattpad is gonna be amazing. That's why I keep putting it off." Also me- "so I started this shitty university AU where Alix and Kim share an apartment. It's not even a full story just gonna be a bunch of random funny Oneshots...