Closet Case

Chapter Four: So They're Gay. Now What?

The next morning, Reed awoke to his fucking phone. He forgot, yet again, to silence the damn thing. He looked down at Nico in his arms, all cuddled up and cute… and he smelled great, but what was new?

He checked the time before huffing and groaning softly. They could sleep a little longer…

Reed closed his eyes and drifted off again, but it felt like only two minutes went by when someone was knocking on his bedroom door.

Nico groaned softly, holding Reed closer. He sleepily blinked and looked over at the door.

"Who's that?" He yawned.

"Reed?"

Fuck!

"It's my brother… What do you want??"

"I was told to check on you. I'm coming in, so you better be wearing pants."

The door opened and Reed blushed, quickly pulling himself away from Nico. At least, so he wasn't cuddling him. River grinned at him.

"Why, good morning, Nico~" He waved.

"Morning." Nico yawned once again, snuggling the blanket. He disappeared into the blankets, just a fluff of his hair peeking out.

That's when Dexter peeked his head in, grinning.

"Hey there." He waved at Reed.

Reed huffed, waving at the two. River was his older half-brother, so they looked quite a bit alike, even though they had different dads. Dark brown hair and green eyes, they shared those at least. And then Dexter was River's husband. Blue hair, blue everything, British as hell, and a Pornstar (don't ask how he knew that.)

"Sooo, how have things been goin-Oh, hey Nico." Dexter laughed and waved at the floof of hair poking out of the blankets.

"Hi.."

River smirked at him, "I was told you were having Hazel over, so where did Nico come from?"

"Hazel went home and Nico came over, simple." Shrug. He laid himself back down and got cozy, sadly not cozy with Nico.

"Oh? Having girl troubles~? Neither of us can help you with that, you know." Dexter nudged his husband, wrapping an arm around his waist. He just always had to flaunt how they were married. You know, it's not like they got married ten years ago or anything...

Reed huffed and crossed his arms, "Of course not! Now go be all married and gross somewhere else!"

River snickered, kissing Dexter's cheek, which was Reed's cue to roll over facing away from them.

"Some habits never go away~" River teased.

"What the fuck-"

"I'm gonna go make breakfast, what do you boys want?"

"Mm, waffles." Nico responded sleeping from under the blankets.

Reed heard the door shut, the idiots snickering and giggling like dumbasses on the other side, then finally they left. He huffed.

"They're so annoying!" he groaned.

"Yeah, you said that we wouldn't get interrupted." Nico huffed, cuddling up to Reed once again.

Reed looked at him and smiled, cuddling him. "I forgot that River was supposed to check on me. All Dexter ever talks about is ohhhh look us, we're so happy and married and we love each other, River kiss me!" After doing a very shitty British accent, he proceeded to make some very shitty making out noises.