"Your mom heard us. She's giving me this awkward but smug smile." Karlie has dragged Taylor into the kitchen under the pretense of making coffee and getting them all some chocolate chip cookies from yesterday and now she's hissing this at her wife in a semi-panicked state.
"Baby," Taylor half-whispers back, trying to suppress giggles, "there's no way she heard any of that, she got here minutes after we finished, you're imagining things!"
"Oh," Karlie counters sarcastically, "I'm imagining things? It wasn't my idea to give her a key, Tay, I'm just saying, she could've been in the living room way longer than she said!"
"Girls," a familiar voice interrupts the discussion, "I really just came by to get that umbrella Scott left last night, it's pouring outside, but I certainly didn't mean to keep you from your...business..." Before either of the flabbergasted women in front of her can speak Andrea has winked at them and left them standing in the kitchen.
"Taylor," Karlie says slowly, notes of horror in every syllable, "your mother just heard us have sex..." Karlie is beet red now as she covers her face with her hands.
"My mom just heard us have sex." Taylor repeats slowly, on the verge of laughter until Karlie lashes out to hit her arm.
"This isn't funny, I'll never be able to look my mother-in-law in the eyes again! Oh my god, this isn't funny!"
"Come on Karls, we're married; it's not like she doesn't know we-" Taylor tries but Karlie only shakes her head in dismay.
"Knowing and hearing are very different things!"
"Oh come on, it's not that bad, I'm sure she's...happy...for us...?"
"Oh my god, I hate you, stop talking!"
"Would you prefer I go back to doing other things with my mouth?" Taylor teases, earning herself a dark glare for the smirk.
"I'll be drowning myself in the shower if you need me!" Karlie calls as she takes off down the hall leaving Taylor to contemplate how to go about discreetly getting that spare key back?
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Chick Habit
FanfictionThere's a lot of cool chicks out there...Taylor Swift has even dated some of them! I asked my Tumblr followers to send me a ship and a sentence, these stories are the results.
