"So, what are you getting Patrick for Christmas?" Darryl asked Azura.
"I don't know. I was thinking about a new spear or something, but I really don't want to get him the same thing 8 years in a row."
"You know what is the fail safe every-time with him?"
"No. What is it?"
"Azura, get him a new pot of black polish. He gets through a jar every month. A higher quality version would probably be the best option."
"I'm off then. Thanks Darryl!" Azura went off to the shops.
*With Patrick two minutes later*
"I'm getting Azura a chemistry set and some precious metals."
"That is the best idea you've had in a long time Patrick. I'm off then."
*skip to Christmas day*
"One, two , three!" Patrick and Azura opened their presents at the same time, and their reactions were the most memorable of the day.
"Boot polish ?"
"It's supposed to be for anything black, so for once please, clean your armor."
"What do you think of your present?"
"It's the best ever because you got it." they kissed, and got some wolf whistles from the soldiers, however with a glare , that quickly subsided.