Shinigami Texts

(William and Ronald)

WILLIAM: Please stop changing the google logo so much.

I liked the original one.

RONALD: Boss, I don't change the logo. Google changes it.

WILLIAM: On my computer.

You don't run the google?

RONALD: If I did I wouldn't be working for you.

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(Alan and Eric)

ALAN: Hey honey, where are you?

ERIC: At home why do you ask?

ALAN: How long ago were you at the store and who did you take?

ERIC: 30 min ago and u, silly!

ALAN: Eric...where am I?

ERIC: Oh.......I'm coming, sorry sweetheart!!

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(William and Grell)

Grell: Hey babe wanna play the "pick the lie game"?

William: Sure...2 truths and 1 lie right?

Grell: yeppp...here we go..

1. I love bacon

2. I'm pregnant, and you're the dad

3. You're telling the others about this

William: I'm guessing 2 is the lie.

Grell: Nope, the lie is 1.. Have fun telling Ronald, Alan and Eric. xoxo

William: HOW CAN YOU HATE

BACON?!..

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(Ronald and Grell)

RONALD: So someone told me you sound like an owl.

GRELL: How's that?

RONALD: Damn. It didn't work. You were supposed to say "who?"

GRELL: Lol ok.

Who?

RONALD: Never mind. Moment gone.

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(Alan and Eric)

ERIC: Lol I miss you too babe and your supposed to text dirty back. Tell me in detail what you want to do to me. Or what you want me to do to you ;)

ALAN: I wanna rub my hands up and down your body...

Slowly up and down your thigh, reaching in between your legs...

I start kissing your neck, and then you lean in and whisper in my ear "not now, I don't feel good"

ERIC: ...Goddammit Alan...

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(Drunk Eric and Ronald)

ERIC: Am I gay??

RONALD: I don't know. Are you attracted to guys?

ERIC: YES.

And women.

And chairs.

And pillows.

And ducks.