GET IN, LOSER

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Harry had just gotten onto platform 9 3/4 when a Bentley smashed through the barrier. Ron and Hermione watched in surprise as the window rolled down to show a red-haired man in sunglasses. Harry rolled his eyes as the man said one thing.

"Get in loser, we're going shopping."

All the wizards stood in shock as the Bently sped off with a bang, going right through the barrier at 90mph at least. An unnamed wizard wearing a bowtie summarized the event best:

"Well, that went down like a lead balloon."

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